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Bleak-end Update

By Wyatt Earp | November 7, 2005

Well, another busy weekend has come and gone – and I am the worse for wear. On Saturday, my wife’s college roommate and her family came to visit from Reading, PA, and we’re still trying to clean up from Hurricanes Kyle, Kailey, Nathan, and Erik. Everyone had a good time, but I was wincing when the kids were playing with the Matchbox cars on the pool table. “Watch the felt! Watch the felt!!

On Sunday, I met my cousins and uncles at Philadelphia Park for a day at the races. (My brother bailed out at the last second to help his brother-in-law move – “I’m not driving him to the airport!” – and was called several disparaging names as a result.) Yours truly did pretty well considering; I won on the first race, and a few of the following races for a grand total of $30. Not bad after factoring in bets and drinks. The weather was gorgeous, and a good time was had by all.

Sunday night, however, was not so good. The X-Men were defeated by the Bad Land Boys, 5-3, which dropped our record to 2-3. Gee, .500 was nice while it lasted! My line didn’t play poorly, but I didn’t score any points, either. Our next game is Sunday, November 13, when we face off against Chilly McPhilly’s.

For all of you who have been concerned by my mental state, I wish I could say it is improving, but in actuality, it is getting much worse. One of the guys in my squad hinted that my a-hole sergeant is not letting up, and I have heard rumblings that he is bad-mouthing me in front of the squad on my days off. Being a normal, well-adjusted individual (right!), this news only added to my growing depression. I hate my sergeant, I hate my job, and I really don’t feel like blogging anymore. To be more specific, I don’t feel like doing anything anymore, and I had to be talked into attending the hockey game last night. I don’t need stress from some a-hole who is only a few months from retirement, but if he is gonna frak with me, I’m gonna frak with him. I am sure there are people who would be interested in some of the off-the-record policies of a major metropolitan police district.

Keep frakking with me, DJ, and I’ll rat you out for all of the crap you ever did!

Editor’s note: I am writing this after far too many pints of Guinness. The heavy drinking a result of the pressure from my a-hole supervisor. I do not condone “ratting” on anyone, but I’ve had it with this man. The son-of-a-bitch was a guest at my home for my son’s Christening!

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9 Responses to “Bleak-end Update”

  1. Dr. Phat Tony Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 8:28 am

    I’m guessing you’re not a happy drunk. I bet you’re the type of drunk that loves everyone a little bit more though.

  2. Steve Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 1:11 pm

    Wyatt, put the quinness (sp?) down and step away! How is that for a cop saying? ha ha. I am sorry you are having to deal with this moron. Sounds like he is a real piece of work!
    At the chance of sounding like a wuss here, don’t quit blogging, you are very funny!! Why you’re even funnier that Doc. Tony!!…. *whispers to Doc Tony, “It’s okay Doc. I think your just as funny but right now we have to get Wyatt of the window ledge”*…
    Well that is my shot at cheering you up. You really got to do what is best for you. We think your great and you would be missed greatly.
    btw. somebody tell Linda 2 firsts does not equate to a “grand Slam” just 2 singles!!

  3. Steve Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    Man I am such a mooron! that should read OFF the window ledge not of the window ledge. sorry, maybe I should put down my drink and step away!!!

  4. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 1:52 pm

    Sounds like maybe you’re going to need that Deathstar after all…

    Please don’t quit blogging, though!
    I love to read your stuff, even if it is rantings!

    God speed, Wyatt.
    You’re in our prayers.

  5. Pam Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    Quit the dayjob if you must, but keep blogging! We’d miss you…

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    Doc – I usually am a VERY happy drunk. The kind of guy who says, “I love you, man!” But this sergeant/a-hole is really getting to me, and now he’s talking sh*t about me and my partner to the squad. The hot runor now is that we will be the steady wagon. Good. Bring it on. We’ll do even LESS than we do now.

    Steve – I’m fine. Don’t fret. Just still pissed off. (I was actually feeling physically sick last night from this b.s.) My work mantra now is “just leave me the frak alone.”

    CUG – Yeah, and aim it at this a-hole’s home! I’m not quitting, but my heart still isn’t into blogging.

  7. SK Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    I would really miss you, even if you’re ranting. Besides, if a**hole depressed you to the ppoint that you quit, anything, doesn’t he kinda win?

    Damn it you made me sstutter!

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    SK – Yeah, I know, and that’s why I’m trying to ignore the problem. I’ll keep posting – if anything, this toad will motivate me to write more entertaining stuff.

    Editor’s note: Not a guarantee.

  9. linda Says:
    November 8th, 2005 at 6:20 pm

    Somebody tell Steve that it was at least a double whammy!