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Stuart Smalley Needs A Loan

By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2005

So, I’m listening to the O’Reilly Factor, and I overhear a story about the continuing financial woes of uber-talented (Sarcasm alert!) Al Franken’s Air America radio juggernaut.

Allegedly, the powers-that-be are spending money a tad foolishly. For example, they spent millions on a brand new studio for Franken and friends, only to find out that Stuart Smalley won’t be using it – he’s moving to Minnesota! Ad revenue is way down, and the contracts of the on-air talent are way up.

I would explain further, but O’Reilly has Michelle Malkin (pictured) on the program, and suddenly I can’t put a sentence together. Gotta go!

Topics: Evil = Funny | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Stuart Smalley Needs A Loan”

  1. GunnNutt Says:
    September 27th, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    Michelle and I shoot at the same range. Not that it makes me one tenth as gorgeous. Yeah, even straight women think she’s hot.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 27th, 2005 at 11:53 pm

    Wow, she plinks, too? Ooh, baby!!

  3. Tony B Says:
    September 28th, 2005 at 10:26 am

    Wyatt, yeah, all I can say is wow. Smart, hot AND can shoot… I guess I’m going to have to rethink that whole stalking idea now.

  4. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    September 28th, 2005 at 9:27 pm


    This MishellMalken is a most attractive humanoid. Makes conquering your puny planet seem almost worthwhile…

    Is she willing to date outside her solar system?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 28th, 2005 at 11:45 pm

    Tony B – I should think so. But dangerous chicks intrigue me!

    Mox – The line forms here, chief! As long as you don’t mind sloppy earthling seconds, she’s all yours! Thanks for conquering my blog!

  6. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    September 29th, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    As my grandfather’s clone used to say: “Particle cannons means never having to wait in line, or say you’re sorry.


    Perhaps I should have my harem repainted for the new arrival? I’ll have to call my friend TekTak, for a robot he knows a lot of interior decorators.