By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2005
Instapundit’s Glenn Reynolds is infamous for his blog endorsements. Everyone who is anyone has a site-specific quote from Glenn on their blog. The fact that SYLG does not is merely a co-inky-dink. I guess mine is in the mail.
In the meantime, I plan to prostitute myself – for a moderate fee – to my fellow bloggers as a sort of Glenn Reynolds Lite: half the talent and no added witty rejoinders. Dr. Phat Tony has already basked in my magnificence – now it’s your turn. Give me a shout out if you want a quote. I guarantee you’re site meter will increase tenfold. (Editor’s note: Not a guarantee.)
Unfortunately, the Nazis at the Better Business Bureau are telling me that I have to provide some “samples” of my work. So, in order to keep “the man” off my back, I will grudgingly oblige:
.45 Caliber Justice – “Tyler D. is wise beyond his years. Imagine how talented he will be when he grows pubes!“
The Conservative UAW Guy – “CUG: the first choice of angry, gun-toting loners everywhere.”
Insolublog – “Insolublog is a well-deserved kick to the groin of the English language.”
Peakah – “Please take Peakah’s Provocations with a grain of salt. Everyone in Nevada has been exposed to some form of radioactive fallout.”
What Panda? – “What Panda? proves that even belligerent, sarcastic, tattooed Southern belles with shaved heads who root for the New Jersey Devils . . . um, where was I going with this?“
Now, I’m gonna sit back and wait for the offers to roll in!