Archive for July, 2005
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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005I have to be honest; I’m dreading going into work tonight. Why? Because it’s my turn to work the dreaded wagon. (Or, “paddy” wagon if you prefer.) The wagon sucks because, a) I have to work with a partner, b) it gets all the crummy jobs, such as transporting prisoners and dead guys, and c) [...]
Men Are Pigs
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005Since I am an all-powerful entity in the blog world, do you think Kirsten Dunst will go out with me? Oh, sure, I am happily married with two beautiful kids, but forget Mary; there’s something about Kirsten. Maybe it’s because she played Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-man films (and, as we know from reading [...]
A "Kate" You Don’t Want To Support
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005Break out the duct tape; my head is going to explode. “The family of a Marine who was killed in Iraq is furious with Lt. Gov. Catherine Baker Knoll for showing up uninvited at his funeral this week, handing out her business card and then saying ‘our government’ is against the war.” – Tom Barnes, [...]
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005Okay, I have two friends, Dr. Phat Tony and The Conservative UAW Guy. Only one of these friends can make this young lass his bride. (Forget it, Damian, you’re still a pup!) I realize that this woman is their dream date, and it is evil of me to post her picture here, but I just [...]
There She Is . . .
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005In a comment from “Drop The Puck!,” Kate asked me my age. How rude! I responded, but it occurred to me that since most of my readers have never met me (your gain, trust me), I could occasionally regale you with some of my personal anecdotes. With that in mind, I wanted to start with [...]
Drop The Puck!
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005Does anybody remember the NHL? I barely do, and I’m what you would call a rabid fan. Last year, the NHL’s players and management were embroiled in a ridiculous CBA stalemate that effectively cancelled the season. Thus, the league pissed off even the most loyal of fans. (Read: me!) Well, the lockout was ended recently, [...]
Bear With Me, Kids
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005It has been the day off from hell. Our tur-let is leaking, even though it is one month old, I had to run a few errands in the ridiculously oppressive heat (today’s heat index in Philly is 110 degrees!), and I needed to keep off the net in case the plumber calls. Well, it’s after [...]
Stupid Questions
Monday, July 25th, 2005I am currently watching Seinfeld, so I have to ask: Would Babu Bhat (pictured, left) be on the FAA’s “No-Fly List?” What was the point of the NHL lockout? The players settled for a salary cap much less than was proposed months ago! (I’ll post about that tomorrow.) With today’s splintering of the AFL-CIO, are [...]
Humility, Thy Name Is Wyatt
Monday, July 25th, 2005Support Your Local Gunfighter has become a boom town in recent days. Since Saturday, I have had almost 300 hits! That is not a typo. Three-hundred in three days! At this rate, I will hit 1,000 visitors by the end of the day. And I have no idea how I’m gonna deal. Frankly, I am [...]
Don’t Mess With Texas!
Monday, July 25th, 2005Was there ever any doubt? For the past month, I have inundated my loyal readers with daily updates from the 2005 Tour de France (er, Lance). Although you have been too kind to tell me, I realize that there are many out there that were getting tired of the constant coverage. Relax, kids, it’s all [...]
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