Men Are Pigs
By Wyatt Earp | July 27, 2005
Since I am an all-powerful entity in the blog world, do you think Kirsten Dunst will go out with me? Oh, sure, I am happily married with two beautiful kids, but forget Mary; there’s something about Kirsten. Maybe it’s because she played Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-man films (and, as we know from reading SYLG, Spider-man is the coolest superhero . . . ever!). This first picture (above) is terrific, but I think I like her hair better when it’s down. That’s just a suggestion, not a rule.
Do you think that someone as pretty as her has self-confidence issues? I mean, is it possible that she thinks her legs look awful, or that she isn’t very attractive? Or that she has to settle with the first guy who looks her way? I doubt it, but stranger things have happened.
Anyway, there’s really no point to this post. (Like I ever have a point here.) It’s just been a while since I last wrote about Jennie Finch, that’s all. Yeah, my wife is gonna kill me.
Yup, I’m dead.
Topics: Babes | 4 Comments »
July 27th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
First!! with lots of Flair!!!
July 27th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
Oh come on now, what wife doesn’t mind her husband blogging about beautiful women. I mean you’re just looking and commenting.. Right? Right!?
BTW my wife would KILL me. It would be cold nights on the couch for a while
July 27th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Kirsten is definitely a cutie.
Your wives shouldn’t worry much…
As my granny used to say, “It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you eat at home.” =)
July 27th, 2005 at 8:14 pm
Yowza!
Damn! I guess I am a pig.
I had a post with an incidental pic of the Bush twins.
Yeah, I heard about that for a while…