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Men Are Pigs

By Wyatt Earp | July 27, 2005

Since I am an all-powerful entity in the blog world, do you think Kirsten Dunst will go out with me? Oh, sure, I am happily married with two beautiful kids, but forget Mary; there’s something about Kirsten. Maybe it’s because she played Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-man films (and, as we know from reading SYLG, Spider-man is the coolest superhero . . . ever!). This first picture (above) is terrific, but I think I like her hair better when it’s down. That’s just a suggestion, not a rule.

Do you think that someone as pretty as her has self-confidence issues? I mean, is it possible that she thinks her legs look awful, or that she isn’t very attractive? Or that she has to settle with the first guy who looks her way? I doubt it, but stranger things have happened.

Anyway, there’s really no point to this post. (Like I ever have a point here.) It’s just been a while since I last wrote about Jennie Finch, that’s all. Yeah, my wife is gonna kill me.

Yup, I’m dead.

Topics: Babes | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Men Are Pigs”

  1. Steve Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 12:16 pm

    First!! with lots of Flair!!!

  2. Steve Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    Oh come on now, what wife doesn’t mind her husband blogging about beautiful women. I mean you’re just looking and commenting.. Right? Right!?

    BTW my wife would KILL me. It would be cold nights on the couch for a while

  3. Kate Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    Kirsten is definitely a cutie.

    Your wives shouldn’t worry much…

    As my granny used to say, “It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you eat at home.” =)

  4. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 8:14 pm

    Damn! I guess I am a pig.

    I had a post with an incidental pic of the Bush twins.
    Yeah, I heard about that for a while…