Paz De La Huerta: Party Girl
By Wyatt Earp | January 20, 2011
The party was down her shirt . . . and everyone was invited!
After celebrating at the HBO after-party, and the Weinstein Company and Relativity Media’s after-after party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, a clearly inebriated Paz de la Huerta, the star of HBO’s Golden Globe-winning “Boardwalk Empire” was turned away from an after-after-after party at the Chateau Marmont.
A kind-hearted bouncer gently explained to the sloshed star that she needed to “sober up a bit” if she wanted to enter the party. De la Huerta protested, saying, “I can do it!” over and over again. De la Huerta abandoned her limo to attempt to hail a cab on Sunset Blvd. Having trouble standing on her own, a gentleman helped her cross the street.
Unfortunately, the actress tripped on the curb and ripped her glitzy gold dress. Picking herself up with some help from her sockless gentleman friend, the oblivious actress stumbled on, revealing her left breast to more than a dozen photographers and onlookers.
Classy! Well, at least she didn’t trip and fall face-first into some guy’s lap.
Topics: Al-key-hol, Babes, Evil = Funny | 23 Comments »
January 20th, 2011 at 7:42 am
What a boob!
January 20th, 2011 at 7:49 am
Robert B. – And then some!
January 20th, 2011 at 8:01 am
I feel sorry for her, she looks really sad in that picture at the link. And she was probably cold.
January 20th, 2011 at 8:03 am
Sally Anne – She needs a personal assistant. Someone she can trust to keep her from drinking herself into oblivion. Actually, I needed one of those when I was in college.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:11 am
…revealing her left breast to more than a dozen photographers and onlookers.
If you’ve seen Boardwalk Empire, you’d have already seen her left breast. The right one too.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:12 am
Forget the boobs, the only thing I think of when I see her is her muff, she flashes it every chance she gets. Although I have to say it was nice to see someone was taking advantage of the all-you-can-drink Veuve Clicquot.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:26 am
Shoiuldn’t one of your tags be “Babes” for this post?
January 20th, 2011 at 9:31 am
John D – I love Steve Buscemi, but not enough to order HBO.
Mrs. Crankipants – When in Rome . . . or in this case, France . . .
Ferrell – I considered it, but she’s not that hot in my opinion. Great body, but her face is really weird looking.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:51 am
Her face is weird looking because she’s unfamiliar with eyeliner, mascara, and sleep.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:53 am
I am so pissed this morning that even a celebrity’s mishap cannot lighten my mood.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:54 am
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, she looks like me in work the day after a late-night hockey game.
Dr. Evil – Will this help?
January 20th, 2011 at 10:06 am
She should follow your lead and restrict her shenanigans to the confines of a dive bar.
Enough of the photos of clown-lip-face, I’m so sick of her.
January 20th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Paz de la Huerta translates as “peace of the kitchen garden”.
Did they misspell “peace”????????
January 20th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – I never dabble in shenangians! I immerse myself in chicanery and tomfoolery.
Bob – Maybe they meant “piece” of the kitchen garden?
January 20th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Whereas I lean towards debauchery and high jinx.
January 20th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I can see a possible Marilyn Monroe ending in her future.
January 20th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – I may be mistaken, but I think it’s “hijinx.” Unless you’re on crack when you do it.
Rick – Or Anna Nicole Smith
January 20th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Now you’re correcting my spelling?
If you consult a dictionary, you’ll see that it can be both.
January 20th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
I really wanted to watch Boardwalk Empire, but everytime I happen upon it, there she is…naked and doing things naked people do. So, I find something else to watch.
January 20th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Dictionary. Pfft, I’m my own dictionary.
RT – Too bad. Steve Buscemi on the Golden Globe for it and from what I hear, the show is fantastic.
January 20th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
It is. I am just tired of watching her.
January 20th, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Nice. Everyone needs a drunk party story!
January 21st, 2011 at 7:46 am
RT – That’s what closed eyelids are for.
Captain – Sadly, I have a million of them. But none of them make the news.