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Christina Hendricks Loses Girl’s Best Friend

By Wyatt Earp | January 20, 2011

In this case, as with every case, said best friend is diamonds.

Hendricks, like most glamorous starlets, borrowed some very expensive jewelry for the Golden Globes award ceremony. Christina borrowed two diamond bracelets, and noticed one was missing at the gala. It cost $850,000.

The voluptuous redhead was horrified to find out that one of the two bracelets loaned by Chopard had slipped off. Inside the ballroom moments before the show started, the panicked actress asked us, “Have you seen a diamond bracelet? I’ve lost one that looks like this,” pointing at the one glittering bracelet left on her wrist.

Outside, an event worker had found it and handed it back to a relieved Hendricks. But once back at her table, she found she couldn’t get it back on due to a tricky clasp. So she decided to turn it over to her publicist, who was outside, for safekeeping.

Security blocked her as she tried to leave, as no one is allowed in or out once the show starts. She begged, “Please let me out, I have to give my diamond bracelet to my publicist!” The guard watched wide-eyed as Hendricks pulled the bracelet out from her ample cleavage.

I’m sorry, did she get the bracelet to her publicist? I couldn’t read the rest of the story because I collapsed into a puddle of my own drool.

Topics: Christina Hendricks | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Christina Hendricks Loses Girl’s Best Friend”

  1. Rick Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    I wish I was the security guard

  2. Sean D Sorrentino Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Had I been the security guard, I would have taken her to her publicist if I’d have had to carry her.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Rick – Yeah, the one time being a security guard was fun.

    Sean – And of course, you would have to cradle her close to you to keep away the undesirables.

  4. Sean D Sorrentino Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    And kiss her so that she didn’t scream while I carried her.

  5. RT Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Well, she did put it in a safe spot.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Sean – Oh, obviously!

    RT – Very few get to dig into that treasure chest.

  7. Fenway_Nation Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Rick- I wish I was the remaining bracelet….

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Fenway – I wish I was her bra. What, too far?

  9. Kim Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Why are they borrowing stuff? Don’t they have money enough to buy their own?

  10. fozzy Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    1. Dammit, most of my time as a security guard was spent telling the homeless in the public library to either stop masturbating or get out please. I never got gorgeous women concealing jewelery under their clothing.

    2. Question for the copper. Is it legal for guards to tell someone they can’t leave some event?

  11. Sully Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Golden…? She’s wearing red.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Kim – Why would they when jewelers are offering up expensive goodies?

    Fozzy – 1. You need to be working security in Beverly Hills, not Rio Linda.
    2. No. The article said the “policy” was that no one leaves after the show begins. They can’t legally keep her there, but can make her career a living hell if she make a stink.

    Sully – And the globes are spectacular!

  13. Mats Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 4:35 am

    This woman is an offense to feminism. Well, to the uglk feminists at least (which compose around 90% of the group).

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 7:45 am

    Mats – Paging Gloria Allred!

  15. BobG Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    “The guard watched wide-eyed as Hendricks pulled the bracelet out from her ample cleavage.”

    I don’t know why that would surprise him; you could hide a whole chandelier in there…

  16. Skip Says:
    January 22nd, 2011 at 12:01 am

    She is sooo hawt, I’d kiss her mom.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 22nd, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    BobG – And the Hope Diamond!

    Skip – Her mom is probably hot, too.

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