The “Big Thing” In Valentine’s Day Gifts
By Wyatt Earp | February 13, 2010
Guys: If you’re “Irish” walk, don’t run, to the stores before they close tonight!
LONDON – Hundreds of British men are risking a Valentine’s Day anticlimax for their partners by stocking up on anatomy-boosting underpants ahead of the most romantic weekend of the year.
British department store group Debenhams said Thursday it had seen a 76 percent surge in online sales of the 18 pounds-a-pair ($28) underwear in the past week.
The pants work by using a lift and hold feature at the front, like a male version of the cleavage-boosting Wonderbra.
I wonder if the effect would work twice as well if you wore two pair at the same time? Um, not that I need it . . .
Topics: Coolness! | 10 Comments »
February 13th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Great…I’ve always wanted to use the line, “Are those new underwear or are you just happy to see me?” lol
February 13th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
How much Semtex can you get in one of those?
February 13th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Funny stuff. I guess you slip your date the GHB before you take off your clothes so they don’t remember that you were wearing padded drawers.
February 14th, 2010 at 8:24 am
DL474 – These were tailor made for such wisecracks!
Proof – At least six inches. Heh.
Ingineer66 – I prefer the rufee colada.
February 14th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Is there a shortage of tube socks in England?
OT, but I just realized something,
If your blog is YULG, why isn’t your name “Latigo”?
February 14th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Or Jug May I guess.
February 14th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Or Swifty Morgan I guess.
February 14th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Do they “lift and separate”?
February 14th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
I think the Irish put a potato in their shorts, cheaper than shelling out $28.
February 15th, 2010 at 7:47 am
Veeshir – Heh, Swifty Morgan.
Mrs. Crankipants – Lifting is nice. Separating? Eh, not so much.