The “Big Thing” In Valentine’s Day Gifts
By Wyatt Earp | February 13, 2010
Guys: If you’re “Irish” walk, don’t run, to the stores before they close tonight!
LONDON – Hundreds of British men are risking a Valentine’s Day anticlimax for their partners by stocking up on anatomy-boosting underpants ahead of the most romantic weekend of the year.
British department store group Debenhams said Thursday it had seen a 76 percent surge in online sales of the 18 pounds-a-pair ($28) underwear in the past week.
The pants work by using a lift and hold feature at the front, like a male version of the cleavage-boosting Wonderbra.
I wonder if the effect would work twice as well if you wore two pair at the same time? Um, not that I need it . . .
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Great…I’ve always wanted to use the line, “Are those new underwear or are you just happy to see me?” lol
How much Semtex can you get in one of those?
Funny stuff. I guess you slip your date the GHB before you take off your clothes so they don’t remember that you were wearing padded drawers.
DL474 – These were tailor made for such wisecracks!
Proof – At least six inches. Heh.
Ingineer66 – I prefer the rufee colada.
Is there a shortage of tube socks in England?
OT, but I just realized something,
If your blog is YULG, why isn’t your name “Latigo”?
Or Jug May I guess.
Or Swifty Morgan I guess.
Do they “lift and separate”?
I think the Irish put a potato in their shorts, cheaper than shelling out $28.
Veeshir – Heh, Swifty Morgan.
Mrs. Crankipants – Lifting is nice. Separating? Eh, not so much.