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Friday, September 25th, 2009Being left-handed, this is my answered prayers! Well, it would be if I wore underwear. Heh.
Hom, the company behind the pants, claim the underwear will “save left handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo.”
While boxer shorts usually have an central opening, Y-fronts and trunks traditionally have a right-handed [...]
Environmentalists: “Wiping” The World Clean
Friday, September 25th, 2009And from the looks of it, they are trying to do so, one big fat ass at a time.
Ya know, I can handle the tree-huggers singing the praises of hemp jeans and brown acid, but when they start to demonize the very thing that makes this country great, it’s on like Donkey Kong!
Ed [...]
They Must Be Pink Floyd Fans
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Because I cannot think of another reason why 15 percent of German residents would want the Berlin Wall reconstructed. Yes, you read that right: one in seven Germans long for the “glory days” of a separated Deutschland.
I don’t get this survey at all, and I think they really need to re-evaluate their responses. [...]
Washington “Misplaces” Insane Murderer
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Ya know, I have seen and done a lot of stupid things in my 15-year career as a law enforcement professional. Of course, I have done more stupid things than I have seen – killing that prostitute was not one of my finer moments – but that’s why pencils have erasers.
That being said, it [...]
Obama Killing Missile Defense Sites?
Thursday, September 17th, 2009According to The Weekly Standard, it’s true.
This has to be a joke, right? I mean, we wouldn’t sell out Poland and the Czech Republic – home of my ancestors – to kiss up to Vladimir frakkin’ Putin, would we? That KGB rat bastard has done nothing but thumb his nose at [...]
White Student Beaten On Bus, Crowd Cheers
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
But hey, even though the attackers – and most of those cheering them on – were black, this isn’t a racial incident, right?
A Belleville West High School student was beaten aboard a bus on the way to school Monday, and a police spokesman said the beating could be racially motivated.
The 17-year-old victim was [...]
DC Tea Party Received Bomb Threat
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Oh, and the most priceless part about this threat? It was made on September 11th. Stay classy, idiots! Ed Morrissey has the details:
The Washington DC Tea Party appears to be a big success, but it’s not for lack of trying among the movement’s more lunatic opponents. Yesterday, the DC Metro police [...]
This Week, On Man Vs. Wild . . .
Thursday, September 10th, 2009I know what you’re thinking: “Wyatt, how come your blog sucks ass?” Well, I cannot answer that now, but I know what else you’re thinking, and that is this: “Wyatt, there is no way you can find a more bizarre story than that last one.”
Wanna bet?
MADEIRA BEACH — A 41-year-old man who witnesses [...]
Woman Fined, Jailed For “Tight Pants”
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009“The Religion of Peace” strikes again. This time, Islamic Sudanese authorities took off their Government Bureaucrat hats in favor of Fashion Police hats. The results? Jail and a fine for a fashion faux pas.
I have to be honest here. I don’t get this strict Islamic fundamentalist nonsense. The woman was [...]
Cougar Captured In Seattle City Park
Monday, September 7th, 2009Holy crap, dude! I’ll bet someone called the police, too – like we would know what the hell to do with a 145-pound cougar?
A cougar that prowled through Seattle for about a week and forced the closure of the city’s largest park was captured early Sunday, wildlife officials said.
The cougar was immobilized with a [...]