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There She Is, Miss Heroin!

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

There she is, your i-dealer!
Come on, sing it with me!
What the Hell is happening in Mexico when its beauty queens are getting arrested for drug smuggling and gun running?
The next thing you know, she’ll be crowned Miss Detroit!
MEXICO CITY – A Mexican beauty queen arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking [...]

A (Hot) Act Of Contrition

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Marvin asked for some “eye wash” after the picture of the transgendered golf champion. After looking at that photo again, I cannot help but grant his request.
Do you think some Victoria’s Secret Christmas models will do the trick?

Yeah, I thought so.

Evan Rachel Wood: Who’s Your Daddy?

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Heh, heh, “Wood.”
Okay, I have to be completely honest here: Chicks with issues are really hot. The more of a mess a broad happens to be, the more a guy will be attracted to her.
Hey, don’t blame me - blame the male DNA!
Mickey Rourke may be getting all of the attention for his comeback [...]

Nude French Models Protest In The Cold

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

The Paris Police Department reported that at least a dozen men suffered poked eyes after brushing up against the model’s chests.
PARIS – Artists’ models in Paris stripped naked Monday, braving freezing temperatures to protest against a ban on tips and to demand better pay and recognition.
More than 20 male and female models, some posing nude [...]

Bruni Sues Over Nude Image On Bags

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

This gives new meaning to the term “fun bags.” Heh.
SAINT DENIS DE LA REUNION, France – French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is suing a fashion chain for selling bags emblazoned with nude images of her in the latest legal action over the presidential couple’s image.
At a court hearing on Monday in the French Indian [...]

FHM’s Holiday Lingerie Guide

Monday, December 15th, 2008

This is exactly why I love that magazine! (Although, I don’t think I would look very good in some of their recommended outfits. The backless ones just don’t “fit right.”)
LOS ANGELES — Forget about having a White Christmas this year - Sunset Tan’s Holly Huddleston is heating things up as FHM Online [...]

Miss World 2008

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

The pageant was held over the weekend (Miss Russia won it), but I had to point out two contestants who caught my eye.
First is Miss Iceland, Alexandra Helga Ivarsdottir . . .

You just have to love a gal who lists her favorite food as “reindeer steak” so close to Christmas. Heh.
And I [...]

Hot For Teacher (Aide)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

It’s not every day when a former adult film star is working in an elementary school.
VINELAND, N.J. - December 12, 2008 — A former adult actress has now resigned from her job at a South Jersey school.
Louisa Tuck worked as a teacher’s aide at the D’ippolito Elementary School in Vineland, New Jersey.
Last month, some parents [...]

Good Friday Morning!

Friday, December 12th, 2008

This is the cover of the upcoming issue of GQ. And that is the always delicious Jennifer Aniston.
The question on the cover is as follows: “Is it just us, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?”
I think the answer is, “No, it is not just you, and yes she is getting hotter.”
Apparently, Dazd [...]

Total Request Live

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Usually, I think I do a decent job of keeping the readers happy here. Sometimes, I get an irate “fan” who expresses dissatisfaction. One person specifically - who shall remain nameless . . . CAPTAIN AMERICA - wrote the following in yesterday’s comments:
“How long has it been since you posted some flesh?”
Now, let’s [...]

Christina Aguilera: Working Girl, Er, Mom

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Because when I think of great mothers through history, Christina Aguilera is the first name that comes to mind.
LOS ANGELES – It’s hard to be a working mom, even for Christina Aguilera.
The 27-year-old pop star said she’s navigating the “balancing act” she expected when she took on parenthood with her husband, Jordan Bratman.
“I wasn’t going [...]

Seconds? Yeah.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Sloppy? Not so much. These two lovely lasses were *gag* romantically involved with the previous scumbag, Sean Avery. I think this is living proof that hot broads like ignorant a-holes.
Okay, that’s not a scientific fact, but I believe it, so you folks should believe it, too. I cannot believe Sean Avery [...]

Attention Men: Cease “Motorboating” At Once!

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

And remember the old Seinfeld adage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”
KAMPALA – Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been [...]

Brooke Burke Wins “Dancing With The Stars”

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

I’m sorry, but I missed everything after “Brooke Burke.”
Brooke Burke waltzed away with the mirror ball trophy on the “Dancing with the Stars” finale.
The 37-year-old TV personality bested 35-year-old former NFL player Warren Sapp and 29-year-old former ‘NSync member Lance Bass. After a final dance Tuesday — a reprise of a past routine — judges’ [...]

Whoring At The AMAs

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Okay, I have a serious question to ask, and it may hurt my standing as a shallow, chauvinistic male. I’m going to ask it, anyway.
Who the Hell is advising Miley Cyrus?
Whoever it is, they really need to stop dressing her up like a trampy little minx, and start dressing her like girl who just [...]

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