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Seconds? Yeah.

By Wyatt Earp | December 3, 2008

Sloppy? Not so much. These two lovely lasses were *gag* romantically involved with the previous scumbag, Sean Avery. I think this is living proof that hot broads like ignorant a-holes.

Okay, that’s not a scientific fact, but I believe it, so you folks should believe it, too. I cannot believe Sean Avery landed Jim’s dream babe, Elisha Cuthbert . . .

And I really can’t believe Avery bagged Rachel Hunter . . .

Yeah, I really have to start being an obnoxious jerkoff. Well, more of one, anyway.

Topics: Babes |

5 Responses to “Seconds? Yeah.”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I’m still trying to figure out how Rod Stewart landed Rachel Hunter. Bleh.

  2. cbullitt Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Congrats, Wyatt. Chasing her around in about 10 months should help with the weight loss–by then the sleep loss should be over.

  3. Diller Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Something about good lookin women havin an uncontrolled passion,for sorry ass men? Witnessed it all my adult life.Yeah,Wyatt….you got it pegged.

  4. RT Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    They just want the money.

  5. Wes S. Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Well…it’s not hard to understand why both Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter broke up with Avery. What I don’t understand is what they saw in that jackass in the first place…

    …And if Avery ends up with his kneecaps broken, I can think of at least two good - and good-looking - suspects…