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The Real Housewives Of Mexico

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Don’t look now, but Mexican women are recreating the dictionary definition of “Heroin chic.”
CULIACAN, Mexico – Teenage girls in northwest Mexico are dazzled by the glamorous “narco wives” who laze in beauty salons, draped in designer gear, getting Swarovski crystals glued onto their fingernails.
Each year, dozens compete in beauty pageants in the sun-baked hills of [...]

Who Wants Gisele Bundchen’s Body?

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

(Raises hand.) Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
Gisele Bundchen’s body is nothing short of bangin’. However, the sexy supermodel didn’t quite earn the top spot on the 12th Annual “Famed Hottest Looks,” list compiled by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons and co-directors of The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery Richard W. [...]

Actress Tania Zaetta Gets Aussie Apology

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Why is this news? Well, it is newsworthy for two reasons:
First, Tania Zaetta was falsely accused of having sex with Australian troops during her visit to a military base.
Second, Tania Zaetta is incredibly hot. And hot broads always get post space here. Heh. She is also a woman who goes out [...]

Maxim Model Monica Hansen Is A Boob

Monday, January 26th, 2009

And apparently, she is very protective of hers.
Just because you give a girl implants doesn’t mean you can do with them as you please … assuming, of course, she had a boob job.
Hot Maxim cover girl Monica Hansen is suing a plastic surgeon for using pictures of her to advertise on his website. According to [...]

Katie Stam Wins Miss America Pageant

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Holy crap, this chick is unbelievably hot. And I’m not just saying that - she is really not half bad. I wonder if she would be offended if I walked up to her and asked, “Hey, would you like to split a baby?” Heh.
I am also digging the hot bikini action. [...]

Why Women Should Feel Good Naked

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

I think naked women feel great! Oh, that’s not what the article was inferring. My bad. Either way, this is the greatest story ever!
For years Laure Redmond hated her body: too fat, too freckled, too lumpy, too stumpy. And that hatred was like a set of shackles holding her back from life.
Hey, [...]

Man Sues After Strip Club Injury

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

I wonder if the stripper looked like Jessica Alba? What???
AKRON, Ohio — A northeast Ohio man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper’s platform-style shoe is suing a nightclub for $25,000 over injuries he says will require surgery.
Yusuf Evans says in a lawsuit filed Tuesday that he was seated near the [...]

Eva Mendes: Most Desirable Woman Of 2009

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Yeah, you won’t hear much argument from me, although I think Anne Hathaway should be listed higher than number five.
Although she began 2008 at the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah, Eva Mendes emerged to have a solid year. Her films included “The Women” and Frank Miller’s “The Spirit,” and as the new face of [...]

Alyssa Milano Granted A Restraining Order

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Dammit, Alyssa, I said I just wanted to smell your shoes! Heh.
LOS ANGELES – Alyssa Milano has received a restraining order against a man she says has repeatedly tried to contact her and showed up at her home unannounced.
Records show a judge in Ventura County granted Milano a three-year restraining order on Dec. 23 [...]

Kendra Wilkinson Cheated On Hugh Hefner

Friday, January 16th, 2009

What??? That whore!!!
Who knew you had to sneak sex at the Playboy Mansion?
Kendra Wilkinson, one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends on “The Girls Next Door,” told US Weekly magazine that “I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.”
And yet, she never saw fit [...]

Megan Fox: Crazy Hot, But Mostly Just Crazy

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

Why is it that all the hot broads are completely and utterly insane?
Megan Fox raised eyebrows by arriving alone and then muttering a series of bizarre comments about being a “transvestite” at the Golden Globe Awards.
Fox, 22 - who wore a stunning, tight-fitting golden gown to the event - also admitted being extremely nervous, insisting [...]

Study: Women Know When Men Are Amorous

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Ya think? The answer is “all the time!”
It’s not hard to tell when a guy is “happy to see you.” The twinkle in his eye, his swagger, that sexy smile — all are clear signs he’s in the mood.
And, at least subconsciously, a woman can also tell by the scent of his [...]

Danica Patrick Arrested: For Speeding

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Um, she’s a frakkin’ race car driver! Do you think that maybe she’s gonna have a lead foot?
Danica Patrick is a lean, mean, speeding machine.
The Indy race-car driver was reportedly busted this month in Arizona for speeding. According to, she was pulled over for driving 19 miles over the speed limit – 54 [...]

Australia Looks To Ban Topless Sunbathing

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Note to President Bush: Cut off diplomatic relations with Australia right now!
CANBERRA – Sun-loving Australians reacted angrily on Tuesday to a mid-summer bid by a conservative Christian lawmaker to ban topless sunbathing on beaches in the country’s most populous state.
Sons of bitches!
Christian lawmaker and veteran morals campaigner Reverend Fred Nile won backing from key politicians [...]

Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen Engaged

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Sweet! My invitation to the wedding should be forthcoming. I wonder if they’ll have an open bar?
Sorry ladies, The Golden Boy is officially off the market. TMZ and E! report that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady proposed to his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, aboard a private jet on Christmas Eve. Bündchen [...]

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