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Alyssa Milano Granted A Restraining Order

By Wyatt Earp | January 21, 2009

<i>Who's the boss? Oh, she is. Definitely.</i>

Who's the boss? Oh, she is. Definitely.

Dammit, Alyssa, I said I just wanted to smell your shoes! Heh.

LOS ANGELES – Alyssa Milano has received a restraining order against a man she says has repeatedly tried to contact her and showed up at her home unannounced.

Records show a judge in Ventura County granted Milano a three-year restraining order on Dec. 23 against Jeff Turner, who lives in Northern California.

Oh good, it’s some knucklehead named Jeff Turner. I thought she didn’t want me bothering her. Of course, that would be silly, because I am a highly successful blog professional - not some psycho. I LOVE YOU, ALYSSA!

Oh, I’ve said too much.

Milano wrote in court documents that Turner had hiked miles to try to meet her and repeatedly called to get access to an event where she was appearing. ()

Alyssa Milano still appears at events? I didn’t even know she was still in show business! Good for her!

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3 Responses to “Alyssa Milano Granted A Restraining Order”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Alyssa. Sigh.

  2. marvin Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    You have never loved, until you have loved so much, that a judge had to order you to stop.

  3. RT Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Wyatt, you know she was at Moorestown Mall a couple of months ago, right?