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Saturday, November 22nd, 2008Ho. Lee. Crap! I gotta say that I agree. And she’s Czech. It’s always nice to see a girl from my grandparents’ homeland making good.
In earning the honor, the Czech-born beauty beat out fellow Victoria’s Secret models Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima and Heidi Klum, who placed fourth, sixth and seventh [...]
T.G.I.F.
Friday, November 21st, 2008Thank God It’s Fisher. Isla Fisher, to be exact. I figured that the best way to start the weekend is to showcase the uber-hot star of Wedding Crashers.
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Yep, you can never go wrong with a redhead . . .
Charlize Theron Named “Messenger Of Peace”
Sunday, November 16th, 2008I cannot agree with this more, because if anyone is a hot “piece,” it’s Theron. I mean look at her!
UNITED NATIONS – Oscar-winning South African-born actress Charlize Theron was named a United Nations messenger of peace on Friday, with a special focus on ending violence against women.
Messengers of peace, of which there will now [...]
Whore Wants To Make Screen Name Official
Monday, November 10th, 2008File this under the “Why Is This News?” category. Just make sure to wear gloves, because you never know what Jenna is carrying.
She may have retired from starring in adult-only films, but Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed [...]
Pats Cheerleader Caitlin Davis: Vapid Moron
Saturday, November 8th, 2008Beauty is only skin deep. Especially when you’re a vapid, brain-dead moron who fancies swastikas.
A New England Patriots cheerleader was kicked off the squad this week after photos surfaced on Facebook showing her posing with a passed-out man covered in offensive markings.
Caitlin Davis, 18, lost her job after pictures appeared showing her holding a [...]
“Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson Engaged
Friday, November 7th, 2008Please let it be to me, please let it be to me . . .
Kendra Wilkinson of The Girls Next Door is engaged to football star Hank Baskett, according to her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner, who plans to give her away at a ceremony at the Playboy Mansion.
For those of you outside the Philadelphia area, [...]
Good Morning, Loyal Readers!
Thursday, November 6th, 2008I think it’s going to be a good day.
Does that surprise you, coming from Mr. Snarks-a-Lot? Allow me tell you why:
1. We were notified that my 7-year old son (Kyle) is receiving an award in school tomorrow. I’ll have more on that after we come back from school.
2. I am [...]
In Good Company
Thursday, November 6th, 2008Apparently, appendicitis is the “in” surgery now. Who wants an autograph?
Los Angeles – Julianne Hough would love to just get up and dance. Alas, she still has a bit of recovering to do, from a condition that she says was much more serious than anyone previously thought.
The two-time Dancing With the Stars winner, who [...]
Germany’s Richest Woman Blackmailed
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008And apparently, she was blackmailed to keep risque photos and video from being released. Boy, those Germans really know how to party.
German prosecutors have opened an investigation into allegations that the country’s richest woman, Susanne Klatten, was blackmailed for millions of euros by an ex-lover, a spokesman and media said on Sunday.
“We have been [...]
Gisele Bundchen Shows Tan Lines
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008God, I love this country.
American Photo Magazine is celebrating its 30th anniversary with their November issue featuring a special portfolio of photographs of Brazilian stunner Gisele Bundchen.
Collaborating with her longtime photographer friend Nino Muñoz, the super-est model of them all attempts in photographs to “contemplate the ideas of glamour.”
Muñoz, who met Gisele in New York [...]
Victoria Beckham To Appear In Lingerie Ads
Saturday, November 1st, 2008OH, THANK YOU, SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS!
ROME, Italy — Fashion icon Victoria Beckham will strip down to her underwear in ads for the new Armani lingerie line.
The former “Posh Spice” will debut in the spring-summer 2009 advertising campaign of Emporio Armani women’s underwear.
Beckham, 34, is described by designer Giorgio Armani as a “style icon, a [...]
Dana Delany: Smoking Hot Spokesperson
Saturday, October 25th, 2008If she doesn’t make you aware of scleroderma, no one will.
BALTIMORE, Maryland — Hollywood glitz may pay Dana Delany’s bills, but her “most life-affirming role” was a lot less glamorous.
In 1996, the Emmy Award winner and “Desperate Housewives” actress played a patient dying of scleroderma in the ABC TV movie, “For Hope.”
The film was [...]
Lindsay Lohan Getting “Ugly”
Friday, October 24th, 2008A report of Lohan misbehaving? I am shocked and appalled.
Who was the real Mean Girl on the set when Lindsay Lohan resumed her Ugly Betty run — the tabloid mainstay, or series lead America Ferrera?
The New York Post’s Page Six column claims that after some indecent behavior — including, perhaps, the forgoing of bloomers [...]
Miss Teen Louisiana Stripped Of Crown
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008Why? Because she allegedly skipped out on a check. Since when do beauty pageant winners eat?
Oh yeah, she was also caught with marijuana in her purse. I guess that explains the sudden eating. She had the munchies. Idiot.
Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, is about a pound lighter, because she [...]
Female Suicide Bomber Drops The Ball
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Epic FAIL.
BAGHDAD, Iraq — An explosive device went off Saturday after a female suicide bomber was challenged at a checkpoint north of Baghdad, but no one was injured, the U.S. military said.
The incident happened in Dhuluiya, a Sunni town about 56 miles (90 kilometers) north of Baghdad, according to an official with the town’s police.
It [...]