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Pats Cheerleader Caitlin Davis: Vapid Moron

By Wyatt Earp | November 8, 2008



Beauty is only skin deep. Especially when you’re a vapid, brain-dead moron who fancies swastikas.

A New England Patriots cheerleader was kicked off the squad this week after photos surfaced on Facebook showing her posing with a passed-out man covered in offensive markings.

Caitlin Davis, 18, lost her job after pictures appeared showing her holding a Sharpie marker up to an unconscious man with offensive graffiti all over him, including two swastikas and crude drawings of male genitalia, the Boston Herald reported Wednesday.

Davis was booted from her place on the squad after Tuesday.

The photographs, which were first published on, were taken at a Halloween party at Boston College.

“Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on,” Davis told “The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night …

“At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid. I didn’t realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert.” (H/T - FOXNews)

Maybe she wrote the symbols on the kid, and maybe she didn’t. That’s not the point. Taking a photo with the kid isn’t the point, either. The point is that this scrote was stupid enough to post a photo of herself on her Facebook page, holding a marker, next to the kid who had the ink all over him.

She may only be 18, but she’s a dumbass that screwed herself out of a damned sweet gig. In my opinion, she deserved to get fired. With any luck, she’ll soon be headlining at a Boston-area “Gentleman’s Club,” or selling herself for Chunky bars.

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10 Responses to “Pats Cheerleader Caitlin Davis: Vapid Moron”

  1. The British Bird Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    And that’s our youth? Just the tip of the iceberg.

  2. Diller Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    And these beautiful, well-educated, moralistic young people have just handed us the pleasure of sitting on a ground-glass toilet seat for four years. Oh, I’m sorry, that would be the better alternative.

  3. The British Bird Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am

    That stuff’s a bastard to get off, too.

  4. Rick Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    I bet she is a Obama supporter to boot.

  5. Kim Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    Out of morbid curiosity, I went to the site and here is a snippet of what she said:

    “I’ve been dancing and cheering for years and I think it’s terrible that someone would try and ruin my dreams out of jealousy. I NEVER put a any human anatomy or any racist symbols on that kid, he drank too much and it’s his problem not mine.”

    Nice way to own up and take responsibility for your own stupidity. Here’s a shocker of an idea “Hmmm… There is drinking and partying and I am under age. Maybe I should do the responsible thing and stay away.”

  6. Sully Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    My Pats have suffered enough this year. First Brady goes down, now this….. oh the humanity!!!!

  7. jimmyb Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    I happen to have a large stash of Chunky bars.
    I’m just sayin’…

  8. RT Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    “Like, I’m perfect, and I has been cheering all my life and such. As such it is that stupid guy’s fault he got drunk and past out. He should know he’d be attackened by Sharpies, as such.”

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    TBB – Scary, isn’t it?

    Diller – I don’t think this c-word voted. Too stupid to find the polls.

    Rick – Can’t see that she’s politically active. She’s too busy bleaching her hair.

    Kim – And if she got knocked up, she would be blameless in that, too.

    Sully – At least the Bruins are playing well.

    JimmyB – Mmm . . . Chunky!

    RT – “Like, you know, whatever.”

  10. marvin Says:
    November 9th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Horrible story. Wyatt you need to do more in depth research and provide us with more pictures related to this shocking incident.