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Policeman Arrested For Using “Nightstick”

By Wyatt Earp | November 8, 2008

Now I ask you: Does this look like a guy who can get sex on the job?

I mean, unless he finds one of those wackos who really dig those helmets.

Or, if he is really adept at using his handcuffs. But, I’ve said too much.

LONDON – A British police officer who admitted having sex with one woman while on duty and propositioning another after she had been arrested was jailed for four months on Friday.

Police constable Gary Bayldon, 48, who was married at the time, visited one woman for sex while working late shifts, calling the sessions “his meal break,” Kingston Crown Court heard.

“Meal break.” Must. Resist. Wiseass. Vulgar. Comment!

He also asked a second woman to go the woods with him and caressed her hands while taking her fingerprints at the police station, the Press Association reported.

The court heard that Bayldon began a relationship with 34-year-old Donna Cacutt after she called police to her home on the Isle of Wight when a man tried to take one of her children down the road. He was the officer sent to the scene.

Prosecutor Barry Gregory said Bayldon began to see Cacutt regularly, at about the time his 20-year marriage was breaking down, but always when he was on duty.

“He would visit her at her home, she would make him dinner and then they would have sex afterwards,” Gregory said. “He would stay for an hour or so. He would call it his meal break.” (H/T – )

Okay, it’s definitely an inappropriate action, but I give the guy for effort. Hell, every employee deserves a lunch break, right?

Topics: The Job, WTF? | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Policeman Arrested For Using “Nightstick””

  1. Dorkelina Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 3:47 am

    When Sgt. Bones patrols our housing area, I feed him. But that’s where I draw the line. A shift isn’t that long to wait!

  2. The British Bird Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    What goes on in some people’s heads? All sense disappears, it seems, when a nice bit of skirt wafts by. Some might say the guy thought with his little head. Could be. Getting caught did not seem to worry him.

  3. RT Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Feast or famine?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 9th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Dorkelina – He finally gets a beat where he can get “privileges,” and you stand him up? For shame!

    TBB – Little head usually wins out. We’re pigs. It’s in our DNA.

    RT – I think he wanted both.