Archive for November, 2010
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Thursday, November 25th, 2010Did you know there were no football games on the first Thanksgiving? The event that Americans commonly call the “First Thanksgiving” was celebrated to give thanks to God for helping the Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony survive their first brutal winter in New England. The first Thanksgiving feast lasted three days, providing enough food for 53 [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010November 24, 1944 – B-29′s Raid Tokyo On this day in 1944, 111 U.S. B-29 Superfortress bombers raid Tokyo for the first time since Capt. Jimmy Doolittle’s raid in 1942. Their target: the Nakajima aircraft engine works. Fall 1944 saw the sustained strategic bombing of Japan. It began with a reconnaissance flight over Tokyo by [...]
Someone Get My Brain Medicine
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010As I mentioned last week, I told my doctor about a lump on the back of my head. It was about the size of a Super Ball, and was painful when anything pressed against it. The doctor scheduled me for a CT Scan a few weeks ago, and I received the results today. The doc [...]
Irish Citizens Use Unique IMF Protest
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010The Irish have come up with a clever way to protest their financial collapse and the impending bailout by the EU/IMF. Of course, not many people will be able to see it. Boxer shorts and g-strings sporting the slogan: “I’d rather be screwed by the IMF” might be the top stocking filler this Christmas in [...]
Bristol Palin Is Receiving Death Threats
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010Remember all of the Palin bashing during the 2008 elections? Libtards thought she was stupid, the media destroyed her, and few people thought she was qualified to run for VP. Instead, 52% of the voters voted Barack Obama into office. Good job! But the Palin Derangement Syndrome continued. The media crucified her after the election [...]
North Korea Shells South Korean Island
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010So far, two South Korean marines were killed, and 13 others were wounded. North Korea fired dozens of artillery shells onto a South Korean island on Tuesday, killing one person, setting homes ablaze and triggering an exchange of fire as the South’s military went on top alert. In what appeared to be one of the [...]
St. Louis: America’s Most Dangerous City
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010St. Louis, Missouri has been crowned America’s Most Dangerous City for 2009. It dethroned Camden, New Jersey, a quaint little town across the river from Philly. The article below lists the top five cities of doom, and surprisingly enough, my hometown is nowhere to be seen. For shame, Philly. Have you no pride? St. Louis [...]
The Breast Crime Story Of The Week
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010Idaho is apparently known for potatoes and melons. An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs. Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two [...]
Ohio Woman Gets Her Kicks
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Except in this case, she was most likely pulled over on Route 66. And she was most likely hopped up on a few six packs of terrible local beer. I mean, that Iron City Light really angries up the blood, huh? What is it with chicks from Ohio? Eh, she was probably an Ohio State [...]
Malin Akerman Lands Deep Role
Monday, November 22nd, 2010Swedish bombshell Malin Akerman has some crazy shoes to fill. You see, Akerman has just signed on to play classic pr0n star Linda Lovelace in a film about her life. The role was previously held by hot mess – but mostly mess – Lindsay Lohan. Lohan was perfect for this part because it is only [...]
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