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Is This Guy A Fan Of Halloween?

By Wyatt Earp | November 4, 2010

Well, .

Maryland State Police said a drunken 47-year-old Florida man wearing a diaper was arrested for shouting profanities while trick-or-treating. Police said Joseph David DiVanna of Sarasota, Fla., was arrested about 9:15 p.m. Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct.

Police said witnesses reported DiVanna cursed at adults and children in the Fox Chapel neighborhood of West Ocean City as he tried to get them to give him candy.

I don’t like getting Almond Joys either, but that’s no excuse for the potty mouth!

Topics: Al-key-hol, WTF? | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Is This Guy A Fan Of Halloween?”

  1. Dr. Evil Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got these big chewy pretzel things here and themhaasfhsfsdjbgff beer so, 5 dollars! Get outta here!”


    “The only thing I remember from the past three months is giving a guest lecture at the University of Villanova…or it might have been a street corner.”


    ‘Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.’

  2. dragonlady474 Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Maybe he was grumpy because he needed his diaper changed. lol

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Imagine what they could have done to him with one of those humongous bobby pins.

  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    ‘potty mouth’


  5. John D Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Does MD law classify a loaded diaper as a deadly weapon?

  6. RT Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    He needed a paddling and a time-out.

  7. Ingineer66 Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    I love your Almond Joy comment. I can’t stand them either.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    Dr. Evil – “The inappropriately titled, ‘Pukahontas.’”

    DL474 – I know I’m impossible to live with when I have a poopy.

    Jon – I’m thinking jugular.

    Smite – Sometimes I make a funneh.

    John D – It certainly should.

    RT – And no Teletubbies for a week!

    Ingineer66 – Thanks. I got rid of them first on Sunday night.