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Another Reason To Love The Marines

By Wyatt Earp | October 21, 2010

The United States Marines are composed of a few good men. This weekend, libtard attendees to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s Washington, D.C. rallies will be looking for a few good port-a-potties.

Why? Because the Marines commandeered about 800 of them for the Marine Corps Marathon, which takes place the day after the rallies. Semper Fi!

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

The organizers of Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.

But the Marines aren’t budging — they plan to lock the toilets until the morning of their race the day after, they tell the New York Times. (H/TSmite)

Good for them. Why would the share the toilets with a bunch of rally attendees that probably hate them and their mission?

Topics: Evil = Funny, The Troops | 19 Comments »

19 Responses to “Another Reason To Love The Marines”

  1. sam Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    So you don’t think any Marines or former servicemen will be in attendance at the Stewart/Colbert rally? Ha.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Sheryll Crow can pass out one square of toilet paper to each of them. Hmmm this reminds me of….Bury My Heart at Wounded Butt.

  3. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Gee that really stinks Libtards.


  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Oorah!!! Semper Fi!

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Ferrell – that’s redundant. :-D


  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Sam – I’m sure there will be some, but not many.

    Jon – No, the hippies will just crap on the grass.

    Ferrell – Yeah, sucks to be them.

    Smite – God love the Corps!

  7. Robbie Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Hoooo Ra!

  8. Kim Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    They can use mine. For a small fee. $10,000 deposit. $500/hour. Deposit will be returned (minus usage fee) upon return of completely cleaned port-a-potty.

    We still have the bucket and lid for our use in the mean time.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Robbie – They do good work.

    Kim – Not that’s capitalism!

  10. Robert B. Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    The Marines may need to post armed guards at each porta-potty, lest some liberal cut the locks off of them. The libs aren’t too keen on obeying laws when the laws go against them. Laws against breaking and entering, destruction of private property, and perhaps public exposure would not deter them…. but a few well-armed Marines might.

  11. ThomasF Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Sam I suppose a few marines/soldiers might show….

  12. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Robert – I volunteer to help!

    …it’s a shitty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. heh. *rimshot*

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Robert B. – Potty detail . . . Lock and load!

    Thomas F. – Class acts, all. /snark

    Smite – Very punny.

  14. Fenway_Nation Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    What can I say that a couple dozen sinister laughs hadn’t already conveyed?

    Except for schadenfreude…


  15. Rick Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    Semper Fi

  16. proof Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Is this another way of saying “Marines don’t take sh*t off nobody”?

  17. Old NFO Says:
    October 21st, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    Go Jarheads :-)

  18. JeffT Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 am

    My wife will be running the MCM. This will be her third Marine Corps Marathon in support of The Travis Manion Foundation. I hope this issue is not a problem for any of the runners. Hopefully all of the hippies will clear out of DC on Saturday night.

  19. hutch1200 Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Unforunately, these scumbags will be wiping their ass with our flag. I for one, would love to pull guard duty for the Lavs. But, like I assume most of us here, I’d hate to lose a few sweet firearms and a couple thousand rounds of ammo!