Archive for October, 2010
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Sunday, October 31st, 2010The new installment of Monkey & Bird is up, and judging from the French girl, this edition is big! Locally written and illustrated by Mr. and Mrs Crankipants, M&B is already destined for greatness. I mean, it already blows away “Cathy” and “Marmaduke.” Just sayin’. Check out the new comic smell by clicking here.
The Walking Dead
Sunday, October 31st, 2010Oooooh baby! The undead goodness begins tonight at 10pm on AMC. UPDATE: First scene with the little girl? AWESOME!
Happy Halloween, Everyone!
Sunday, October 31st, 2010Tonight’s the night I get more exercise than I do at my hockey games. You see, the older the kids get, the more streets they want to visit, and that means hours and hours of Trick or Treating with Dad. Luckily, the missus and I have a system. First, she takes the four kids to [...]
This Is For All The Fat Girls!
Saturday, October 30th, 2010Sorry for channeling Camryn Manheim, but this story had me convulsing in the middle of the kitchen floor. The worst part is that I was buck naked at the time. Wow, I probably shouldn’t have put “Camryn Manheim” and “buck naked” so close together. If you’re a fan of personal responsibility, I would suggest you [...]
Justice Department To Monitor Philly Polls
Saturday, October 30th, 2010Whew, thank God! I sure feel better now. Philadelphia will be one of 30 jurisdictions where the U.S. Department of Justice plans to deploy observers or other personnel to monitor next week’s midterm elections. The department said Friday that it will be sending more than 400 federal observers and department personnel to monitor polls in [...]
Did Timberlake Cheat On Jessica Biel?
Saturday, October 30th, 2010This will probably do some permanent damage to my street cred, but I like Justin Timberlake. Well, not in any singing capacity, but his Sony commercials are pretty funny. Justin pulls more arse than a toilet seat, including Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, and Jessica Biel. I admire him for those scores. Then, he goes and [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, October 29th, 2010Holy Halloween, Batman! Caption Contest (Source: FAIL Blog) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 1st. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. Never rub another man’s rhubarb. – Kaveman 4. [...]
Man Arrested For Waterboarding Girlfriend
Friday, October 29th, 2010This dashing young man is Trevor Case of Lincoln, Nebraska. Trevor is a trend-setter. He was the first kid on his block to own a Super Game Boy and the first to sport the fanny pack. Now, he is the first person ever to waterboard his girlfriend. If nothing else, this tool gets an “A” [...]
Democrat Cancer Mailing Offends NJ GOP
Friday, October 29th, 2010And rightfully so. Remember that article yesterday when I said that people will do anything to get elected? Well, the hits keep on coming. The gentleman on the left is Larry Wallace, a Republican running for Freeholder in Gloucester County, New Jersey. Mr. Wallace lost his 9-year old son and his mother to cancer, and [...]
I Find Your Lack Of Money Disturbing
Thursday, October 28th, 2010So, who wants the most kickass Halloween costume . . . evah? Christie’s employee Caitlin Graham poses with a Darth Vader costume in London, Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2010. The helmet, mask, armor and shin guards of the costume have been produced for the second Star Wars movie ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, released in 1980. On [...]
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