By Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2010
Sorry for channeling Camryn Manheim, but this story had me convulsing in the middle of the kitchen floor. The worst part is that I was buck naked at the time. Wow, I probably shouldn’t have put “Camryn Manheim” and “buck naked” so close together.
If you’re a fan of personal responsibility, I would suggest you stay the hell out of Brazil.
A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald’s must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there.
The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald’s hired “mystery clients” to randomly visit and report on the food, service and cleanliness. The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake. (H/T – Doghouse)
Isn’t that just lovely. Hey fat ass, just because you get free meals doesn’t mean you need to eat a Big Mac every damned time! McDonald’s has salads! Of course, it won’t help if you top one with a McFlurry.