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Ali Larter And The Forty Weeds

By Wyatt Earp | October 8, 2011

I am probably the last person to claim I am a good parent. I do, okay, but I’m not winning any awards. That’s why it makes me feel so much better when I read about new Hollywood parents, and their .

He is only 10 months, but Ali Larter has revealed her baby boy already enjoys a rather unusual diet. While milk and apple purée might be on the menu for most children his age, little Teddy is already developing a palate for Hollywood favorites.

‘He eats everything and it’s amazing,’ the told America’s Us Weekly while at Club Tacori in West Hollywood on Tuesday night. ‘I was feeding him seaweed the other day, and he’s had salmon.’

Salmon and seaweed? Some psychiatrist is gonna make a fortune off this kid.

Topics: WTF? | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Ali Larter And The Forty Weeds”

  1. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    A new example of absolute stupidity appears every time one of these “stars” open their mouths.

  2. proof Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Kids will also eat rocks, dirt and even pennies if their parents don’t watch them closely. The fact that he “eats everything” reflects more on your parenting skills, Ms. Larter, than his culinary tastes.

  3. Heltau Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    I would like to eat salmon, sounds ok to me. Sea weed not so much, I will take a nice head of ice berg lettuce, with red cabbage, tomato, and cucumber. Little wine vinager and Rance dressing, good meal.

  4. USAdmiral Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    I guess I lack the proper diet for my daughter.

    I never thought of feeding her salmon and sea weed when she was that young.

  5. Ingineer66 Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Salmon and sea weed, I think that is what is in the fancy dog food my wife got a free sample of from the vet the other day.

  6. Sally Anne Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Hey, good for her. There’s not a thing wrong with eating seaweed! Better than shoveling kraft mac & cheese down kids’ throats. I’ve got the full range of eaters with my monsters, from the baby who eats anything to the big girl who has bizarre dislikes of perfectly lovely foods like mushrooms and vanilla ice cream, to the boy whose diet is purely Little Debbie cakes and potato chips. Guess whose eating habits I wish would rub off on the siblings!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    LDIV – Probably good that they let their nannies do the thinking for them.

    Proof – Yeah, they’ll grab anything. Like last year on vacation, when Kevin (then 2) grabbed a butcher knife from the rental house drawer and walked around with it for a minute or two.

    Heltau – Our local ShopRite has fresh bourbon smoked salmon. I’d eat it four times a week if I could.

    USAdmiral – I have the bigger problem with the seaweed. I mean, come on.

    Ingineer66 – Seaweed gives the kids a healthy coat.

    Sally Anne – I can’t even imagine. :) And I love mushrooms.

  8. Richard McEnroe Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    I can just see the scene in the delivery room…

    Obstetrician: “Congratulations, Mrs. Larter… its an otter.”

  9. fozzy Says:
    October 9th, 2011 at 12:56 am

    … nipples … uh, did you say something?

  10. Chris C Says:
    October 9th, 2011 at 3:19 am

    Salmon to an infant? Is the side dish Listeria?

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    October 9th, 2011 at 10:05 am

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  12. C/A Says:
    October 9th, 2011 at 10:47 am

    He’s also going to enjoy the hell out of a good dime bag of heroine…

  13. BobG Says:
    October 9th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    What’s wrong with seaweed? I keep nori and kombu in my cupboard, and use them all the time.
    And why shouldn’t little kids like salmon? I remember eating oysters when I was quite small.

  14. BlackOrchid Says:
    October 10th, 2011 at 10:23 am

    I agree with BobG

    Seaweed – she means like the kind used in Japanese cooking, not out of the filthy Jersey surf!

    And salmon is just great stuff. It’s fishy, but good for her getting her child to eat it. Very healthy. I love all seafood but it can be a struggle to get kids to eat it.