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Did Kate Gosselin Get New Cans?

By Wyatt Earp | June 18, 2010

That’s the accusation bouncing about, but Kate has yet to get the news off her chest. In the end the proof is in the stuffing.

The reality TV mom underwent breast enhancement surgery last year after getting advice from her ever-present bodyguard, Us Weekly reported Thursday.

A source told the magazine that married bodyguard Steve Neild accompanied Gosselin to the doctor for the March 2009 procedure. Neild then advised the mother of eight what type of upgrade to get.

Just when you thought Kate couldn’t be a bigger boob. Gosselin, of course, denies it, but a story like this would stretch her never-ending fifteen minutes of fame -and her old bras.

Topics: Snarkasm | 24 Comments »

24 Responses to “Did Kate Gosselin Get New Cans?”

  1. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 6:52 am

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- it’s a vagina, not a clown-car, Kate.

  2. John D Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    She should have skipped the breast augmentation and saved her pennies for the day medical science develops a bitchectomy. Harridan.

  3. Dannytheman Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 8:56 am

    I guess she thought she was sagging in the ratings?

  4. Bob Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Just wanted to say that posts like this are why I love this blog. High five.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Well, if he’s going to play with them, I guess he should have a say. Right?

  6. CaptainAmerica Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:41 am

    As always I approve of any “enhancements” the ladies wish to undertake. Plus I’d hit it. Especially now with the upgrades… I’m just saying.

  7. metoo Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:43 am

    She can augment that body all she likes but stupid is forever!

  8. Tennessee Budd Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:54 am

    One more time I can only say “Thank God I don’t know who this twit is.”

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Since I’m getting older more senile and beginning to drift into my second childhood do you think she would play..Kick the cans with me?

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:04 am

    WTF? New cans or did somebody overuse the bicycle pump?

    One can only hope that she will go away soon. She would be more exciting if she took the Lindsay Lohan route to “stardom”.

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    I just looked up “low maintenance” in the dictionary and there was a photo of Captain America.

  12. Crusty Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Time to call in ORKIN. We need a professioinal to get rid of these cockroaches.

  13. proof Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    June is apparently not the only one who is “busting out all over”!

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Fenway – I think she should have a few more, if only to put Octo-Mom in her place.

    John D – I don’t think medical science has come that far yet.

    Danny – Well played, sir!

    Bob – Once in a while, I post a funny.

    Mrs. Crankipants – I have computers, video games, sports equipment, but I’d trade it all in to play with boobies all day.

    Captain – At this point, who wouldn’t you hit?

    MeToo – So is mean.

    Budd – Believe me, you’re better off.

    Jon – She’ll probably want you to wear slippers, or fuzzy socks.

    Ferrell – At least Lindsay has a job. What the Hell does Kate do now instead of breathe and bitch?

    Mrs. Crankipants – Those high maintenance guys are much, much worse.

    Crusty – At least she’d survive a nuclear war.

    Proof – Apparently not. Good for her!

  15. Dave Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Really gotta feel bad for the kids here; while mom and dad are running around making asses out of themselves, where does that leave the kids? They are gonna need a whole series of Dr Phil shows by the time they reach puberty.

  16. C/A Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    Well Mrs. Cranki says I’m low maint. so that should paint a pretty clear picture for ya… I’m just saying.
    I guess I have a soft spot for strippers, psychos, silicone queens and pretty much anyone willing ;)

  17. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    I’ve gotten word through the grapevine that C/A will no longer be posting “I’d hit that” as he’s found his perfect match. Congrats C/A!! We all wish you the best!!!

  18. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Low maintenance, easy going, not particular, legally blind, whatever cooks your weiner Captain!

  19. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Mrs. C:

    As in, short, tall, fat, small, walks, crawls, ain’t got balls, blind crippled or crazy?

  20. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    That about covers it!

  21. bob (either orr) Says:
    June 18th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Sign on Kate Gosselin’s forehead: “Space for Rent Within. Never used.”

  22. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 19th, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Dave – They are the only ones I feel sorry for.

    Captain – In fairness, you do require a pulse – most of the time.

    RAPH – That’s a step up for him!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Or to be more accurate, “Weiner tot.”

    RAPH – Exactly.

    Bob – And never will be.

  23. A Balrog of Morgoth Says:
    June 20th, 2010 at 1:38 am

    Did someone mention Lindsay Lohan? For the love of God, don’t give this woman any ideas.

    Just the thought of her pulling a Lindsay getting out of a limo in a short skirt…..yuck yuck yuck

    You ever forget and leave a package of hamburger on the counter overnight? *Shudders*

  24. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 20th, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Balrog – I think that visualization is much too generous. Scary, though.