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Lindsay Lohan Avoids Arrest

By Wyatt Earp | May 21, 2010

Damn. It would have been great .

A judge issued a warrant Thursday for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest after the actress missed a mandatory court hearing, but a court spokesman said the warrant was recalled hours later after her bond was posted. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel issued the warrant after the 23-year-old actress missed a progress report on her probation stemming from two arrests in 2007.

Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, said Lohan’s passport was stolen while attending the Cannes Film Festival in France and she was unable to return to Los Angeles in time for Thursday’s hearing.

Yet the actress didn’t seem too worried Thursday morning when she was photographed partying on a yacht in the French Riviera until the wee hours, said celebrity photographer Phil Ramey, who posted the photos on his website

Forget Mexican immigrants. We should build a fence to keep this whore out of the country. Ya hear me, Arizona?

Topics: People I Hate | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Avoids Arrest”

  1. Rick Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    I agree.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Too much to hope for Wyatt…

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Rick – Anything to keep her from polluting our air.

    Old NFO – Yeah. There’s not a fence around that can keep this idiot out.

  4. bob (either orr) Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Deport her to Washington, ACDC.

  5. Mark Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Ah, you notice she was heading to LA. No doubt a direct result of our new immigration law.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 2:38 am

    “Comin’ into Los Angeles…
    Bringin’ in a couple of keys…
    Don’t check her bags if you please…
    Mr. Customs mannnnnnn..”

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Bob – I’d rather see her in Zimbabwe.

    Mark – Yeah, because you guys are racisssssts!

    Jon – Well played.

  8. Gary Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I think you should rethink this….you really want to fence out whores? Are you NUTS?!

    Seriously, you really would not want to do that….

    We could use a few more ;)

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 24th, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Gary – Wow, that’s a good point. I hereby recant my statement.