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Jimmy Rollins Is A Big Bag Of Douche

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Philadelphia Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins is an athlete in the mold of Michael Vick and Terrell Owens. He’s a decent player when he wants to be – which isn’t often, since Rollins takes months off at a time – but when times are tough, he is the first one to blame someone else. Usually, in [...]

How About Occupying A Shower?

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

God, I hate filthy hippies. I especially hate filthy hippies who waste everyone’s time with pointless “causes.” Protesters speaking out against corporate greed and other grievances were maintaining a presence in Manhattan’s Financial District even after more than 700 of them were arrested during a march on the Brooklyn Bridge in a tense confrontation with [...]

Alec Baldwin Is A Big Bag Of Douche

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

In Alec’s world, cop killers are respected more than conservatives. A convicted cop-killer deserves clemency, but a right-wing blogger exercising freedom of speech, and all civility goes out the window. It all started with Alec Baldwin’s anti-death penalty rants involving cop-killer Troy Davis. Baldwin tweeted, among other things: “Wonder if the McPhail family will seek [...]

NJ Gives Jackasses A Tax Credit

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Ironically enough, if New Jersey gave a film tax credit to the cast of Jackass, I wouldn’t care. But giving one to the no-talent whores and idiots from Jersey Shore? Keep your GTL. I’m throwing out a WTF. MTV’s “Jersey Shore” GTL motto might now stand for gym-tax credit-laundry instead of gym-tan-laundry. The state Economic [...]

Thuggery Is Alive And Well In Women’s Tennis

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Of course, the problem with that headline is that you have to believe Serena Williams is a woman. Personally, I’ll wait until we see the DNA tests. Williams, possibly the most overrated tennis player ever, unleashed another one of her trademark rants during her U.S. Open match yesterday. The umpire penalized Williams after a blatant [...]

It’s Official: God Hates Snooki

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

Well, that makes it unanimous. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi favors revealing and tight attire to anything prim and pretty, so it isn’t surprising that she’d wear her usual garb to church. However, one pious man wouldn’t let the hard-partying reality starlet get away with her clothing of choice. On tonight’s episode of The Jersey Shore, the [...]

Vapid Bint Pontificates About 9-11

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

This is Rachel Uchitel. She is famous – or more specifically, infamous – for two reasons. First, her fiance (James Andrew O’Grady) died in the World Trade Center during 9-11. Second, she was the mistress who ratted out Tiger Woods’ and had an affair with actor – and Mrs. Earp crush – David Boreanaz. Saying [...]

Hanoi Jane Hits Bottom, Digs

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Before you condemn Jane Fonda, you should know that the military-hating libtard actress does have one regret: [S]he was constantly arrested for trespassing on army bases. By 1970, she was nearly broke, having spent thousands financing her trips and her many causes. It was chiefly to replenish her coffers that she agreed to star as [...]

Black Survival 101

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

Remember Philly’s New Black Panther Party? They’re the animals who stood outside a polling place during the 2008 election armed with nightsticks. Their case was dropped by Attorney General Eric Holder, because Holder likes sticking it to the man. Now, the NBPP is back, and they’re teaching “Black Survival” to young kids. The first rule [...]

Philly Is Really Going To The Dogs

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Full Disclosure: I was born and raised in Philadelphia; lived here all my life. If I learned nothing else from following Philly sports, it’s this: Philadelphia Eagles fans are some of the most arrogant, ignorant, violent fans on the face of the Earth. They embrace lowlife thugs because in them, they see a lot of [...]

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