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Munn’s The Word

By Wyatt Earp | April 28, 2010

Okay, Olivia Munn is a libtard, but she’s a hot, naked libtard.

Furthering PETA’s bold tradition of racy, message-sending ads, a very nude Olivia Munn is imploring people to “boycott the circus.”

“When you look at something like the circus, everyone’s laughing and there’s color and music and everything seems so great,” Munn tells PETA. “But when you go right behind that door and the elephants are in these crates all day long and then they’re getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball… it was just so sickening. I was brought to tears.”

There more story and another photo of Olivia below the fold.

Check out the money quote at the end of the paragraph.

The pop culturey folks at VH1′s Best Week Ever take issue with PETA’s assertion that elephants are categorically better off free: “While I certainly don’t doubt that elephants in circuses are often mistreated and live unnatural lives, and that is legitimately sad,” Dan Hopper writes, “The regular lives of free elephants also TOTALLY F***ING SUCK. Like, really really hard. Like, getting slaughtered by lions hard, which is about as hard as a thing can suck.”

Actually, there was this girl in college . . . Oh, never mind.

Topics: Babes | 33 Comments »

33 Responses to “Munn’s The Word”

  1. Morgan Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Okay, Olivia Munn is a libtard, but she’s a hot, naked libtard.

    That she is, and I frankly keep forgetting what PETA is trying to say. I don’t know why that happens; any ideas?

    Makes me wonder how many guys who see these ads and also their State of the Union Undress videos actually care one whit about their messages. I would guess 1 in 100,000 myself.

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:00 am

    How do you come up with “very nude”?

    You are nude or you are not nude, and she could be wearing a g string. I think “I” should be chosen to attend these PETA photo shoots so I can add credibility to their claim that she was “very nude”!

    All I can keep thinking is Olivia likes the big ones!!

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Morgan – They are getting out the message that hot broads get naked for PETA, but not why they do so.

    Danny – If she gets nude for elephants, then she apparently likes ugly fat things. I’m gold!

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:31 am

    I’m sorry, but Olivia Munn is about as interesting as white rice on a paper plate in a snow storm.

    I’m also sorry Mr. Hopper had to drop out of Yale.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:35 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Silly rabbit, you don’t have to be interesting if you’re hot! (At least that’s the current theory in Hollywood.)

    And Hooper is the nobel laureate of our time.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Well how would I know that? Thank you for sharing your infinite wisdom, it’s one of the reasons I read your blog.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – I’m here to help! It’s also the reason why I have to be interesting: I’m troll-like in appearance.

  8. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:43 am

    Drop the Peter Lorre act, remember we’ve seen your photos.

  9. Crankipants Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:19 am

    She’s probably doesn’t eat meat, but I wonder if she’s into sausage.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Peter Lorrie? Is that one of those old-timey actors? Heh.

    Crankipants – Or in my case, a cocktail weenie.

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    He’s the Brad Pitt of my generation.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Just like I am the Brad Pitt of the blogosphere . . . in Philadelphia . . . in my basement.

  13. Jason Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    It’s an interesting perspective about animals being better off in the wild. Captivity presents the opportunity for veterinarian care, regular feedings, and the lack of predators.

    The thought that keeping an animal in a crate as not humane is an interesting dichotomy. We need to be humane to humans. Animals, well, we are supposed to consume them, wear their fur, and use them for our entertainment. They are animals.

    Many of the tenants of liberalism (like petathought) make me shudder. I constantly have to remind my children that deer are vermin and that I hunt them as a public service.

  14. Jason Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:35 am

    I forgot to add – meat is murder. Tasty delicious murder.

  15. Morgan Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Well said, Jason. It’s one thing to not be cruel to animals, but PETA’s idea of animal cruelty is over the top. In addition, PETA is also responsible for killing a large number of dogs and cats left in their care. Hypocritical, to say the least.

  16. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

    The last time I went to the Circus, the elephants were outside being sprayed with water and being washed with a brush to get them ready. One of the elephants grabbed the fire hose and sprayed the handlers and the other elephants. They seemed to be having more fun than a pack of wild elephants. They got bales of hay and a pile of fresh fruits. Jest saying….

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Jason – Especially with a side of taters . . . and seal.

    Morgan – Well cats, I can see, but dogs? Not cool.

    MUD – When I watch Survivorman, I never see them playing their Elephant Games on the African plain. I wonder why?

  18. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Elephants are one of the creatures populating this earth who are self aware, at least per our definitions. Man, apes, dolphins/orcas etc. and elephants riound out that list. So I’m kind of 1/2 way between PETA and normal people as pertains to elephants. They mourn their dead giving those that have died a funeral so maybe they might even have a clue about the afterlife. This is not anthropormorphising (<–that has to be spelled wrong but you know what I mean:)) either on my part. I just wish they could have an opposable thumb on the end of their trunk so they could build stuff, like weapons for instance, and when the poachers come around, do some ranged self defense instead of having to charge a Weatherby 454 Mag. up close. Captivity is fine as long as they are treated like the average ape or dolphin and are understood to be a sentient creature like us and the others on the list. I know I am sounding like an animal kook today, but dammit…ARM the elephants in the wild:)
    There was a Sci Fi short story I read a long time ago where Jesus came for the animals as He did for us, wherever millions of them gathered in the story as they were called to do, they were seen as a threat and nuked.
    And don't get me started on cruelty to dogs. ARRRGGHHH

  19. Jason Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Jon – I love the word anthropomorphism. It’s the one “smart guy” word that I can remember to use in conversation.

  20. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Jon – We can give them elephant guns!

    Jason – I don’t want you people using words I don’t understand.

  21. Crusty Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    I thought all young elephants wanted to run away with the circus.

  22. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Sorry about my rant, all better now:)

    How about a couple rail mount weapons extensions like on an Apache with 16 total hellfire missles draped over the elephants back? Should provide adequate poacher defense. The naked lady could ride on his back too, as the visual bait for the poachers to get them into the blast zone. Hell…prides of lions, poachers and rebel congolese or Islamic militia, no problem.

  23. Lawyer for Hire Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    This is why I watch G4 on Mute. Words just ruin a good thing.

  24. Rich Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    For the record… as a huge *ahem* fan of OM, I would have to say that labelling her as a ‘libertard’ is unfair to her, as she is generally apolitical. Having a ‘hollywood’ cause such as PETA just makes her a victim of the hollywood machine, and somewhat of a hypocrite and puppet on a string, due to the fact that she is a CARNIVORE.

    Whilst I agree that any type of cruelty to animals is sick and inhumane, I would also point out that the elephants get theirs every once and a while. Every time I see or hear of a ‘trainer’ getting an elephant beat down, I visualize what the PETA video shows and then giggle a little bit.
    “Guess what happens when your scrawny 150lb ass beats on a 4.5 ton animal… THAT happens.”

  25. Rob in Katy Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Jason: I have that shirt!!!
    Well actually:
    Meat is Murder, tasty, tasty Murder!

  26. Crusty Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    I would give up elephant burgers for her

  27. Sally Anne Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    If PETA wasn’t so into pulling ridiculous sh*t like throwing paint on people in furs, I’d possibly be inclined to support them. Honestly, who the hell really is in favor of animal cruelty? Other than Michael Vick, I mean.

  28. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    Crusty – That’s what Rosie O’Donnell wanted to do.

    Jon – Sorry, I lost you after “naked lady.”

    LFH – I still haven’t seen that. Is it entertaining?

    Rich – My apologies, as I don’t know enough about her. I just went with the conclusion that since so many libtards are PETA folks . . .

    Rob – That’s awesome.

    Crusty – You laugh, but I’ll bet you can get those somewhere in this country.

  29. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Sally Anne – Michael Vick: God’s “Mulligan.”

  30. JT Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Just like I am the Brad Pitt of the blogosphere . . . in Philadelphia . . . in my basement.


    Yeah, but it’s YOUR basement , Wyatt.

    it’s when forty-somethings post from their PARENT’S basements is when the trouble starts.

    Not letting their parents IN the basement to correct their spelling is just one example.

  31. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    JT – Good point. It’s the only room in the house that’s mine. Although the kids are starting border skirmishes here and there.

  32. tjbbpgobIII Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 7:13 am

    PETA = PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS. Now as far as what’s her name, well Wyatt I think you must remember my tale of crawling 10 blocks over – - – you remember the rest I hope.

  33. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 7:39 am

    tjbbpgobIII – I do indeed. Especially when she is dressed as Princess Leia.