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This. Is. Techno Viking!

By Wyatt Earp | February 25, 2010

There have been a lot of quality videos posted here over the years: Julia and Kevin’s first steps, Kyle and Erik snowboarding, yesterday’s slapping cop, and a Phillies fan FAIL. None of them compare to Techno Viking:

I gotta find .

Strangely enough, this guy was Mrs. Crankipants’ high school sweetheart. Who knew? Personally, I would like to hire him as SYLG’s Head of Security. What do you say, TV? In addition to a commensurate salary, I’m offering a lifetime supply of herring and bottled water.

I don’t know where Maetenloch finds this stuff, but it’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

Topics: Video | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “This. Is. Techno Viking!”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    Hey! He was the Captain of the Debating Team and he drove a Trans Am.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Oh, well all is forgiven then.

  3. Crusty Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    Final end of the 2010 mummers parade. The captain and his crew have been strutting since Jan. 1st

  4. JT Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 5:13 am


    That was like watching a Nicholas Cage movie.

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 7:36 am

    No wonder they were the last ones to be conquered by the Romans, can you picture him in armour with a doubleedged battle ax. LOL

  6. Dannytheman Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 8:35 am

    Captain of the debating team? He was a master debater?

    Sorry, that joke only comes up rarely!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Crusty – Lousy drunks!

    JT – Cage wishes he was that awesome.

    Jon – Guy scares the crap out of me with his hands empty. I can’t imaging him holding a broadsword.

    Danny – I use it during election season. “The candidates are having a debate? If there are four of them it would be a mass debate!”

  8. Wes S. Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Loved that bit right at the start with the eloquent body language: “Touch the lady again and I’ll rip your frakkin’ arm off. And then the other one. Now go home.”

    Oh yeah, and excuse me while I make a note of the song title: “Stukas im Vizier” by Feindflug. Now where did I put my pen…

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Wes S. – I would play that on a continuous loop on my mp3 player.

  10. CaptainAmerica Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Went straight to no. 1 in San Fran…

  11. JT Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Wyatt – Cage wishes he was Corey Feldman.

  12. Naked Patriot Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Techno Viking is hot.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Captain – I am sending him to your house as we speak.

    JT – Okay, that’s pretty damned funny.

    NP – I’d do him. Oh, I’ve said too much . . .