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Kill Bill, Volume III

By Wyatt Earp | February 27, 2010

Apparently Billy Dee Williams was right: Colt 45

MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child’s school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.

According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.

Acting quickly, the University of California – Berkeley swooped in, bailed out the woman, and offered her tenure as a professor of Urban Studies.

Topics: WTF? | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Kill Bill, Volume III”

  1. Fenway_Nation Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    Sounds like UA Huntsville has it’s replacement for Amy Bishop…..

  2. andycanuck Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 12:18 am

    Would you ask Maet or one of the other posting-privilege morons at Ace’s on a current thread to fix my (I assume) inadvertent banning? Thanks.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Fenway_Nation – Maybe she can get her office, too?

    Andy – Just posted the message on the ONT.

  4. John D Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    If only our politicians would ban swords, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen.

  5. Crusty Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Memphis Headline: “Distraught mu….thaaa of the year suing makers of Colt 45. Allen Der….. show… itz to write book”

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    John D – If you outlaw swords, only outlaws will have swords.

    Crusty – Think about the children!

  7. Kate Says:
    February 28th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    It’s a joy to know that such fine upstanding citizens are only a 2 1/2 hours drive away. :?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Kate – If you drive by, roll up your windows.