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It’s Party Crashing Season!

By Wyatt Earp | January 5, 2010

Just when you thought those jokes about the White House party crashers were getting old, it turns out that a third person crashed the same party as the Salahis. William Teach has the details:

A solid B+ effort from the Barry administration. The system worked:

The Secret Service announced this afternoon that a third crasher made it into the White House state dinner made famous by the uninvited Salahis.

An agency spokesman wouldn’t divulge the name or even the gender of the crasher, who appears to have made his or her way in completely separately from the now-infamous horse-country reality-show hopefuls.

In a statement, the Secret Service said the uninvited guest gained entree with the official Indian delegation: “The subject traveled from a local hotel, where the official Indian delegation was staying, and arrived at the dinner with the group, which was under the responsibility of the Department of State… This individual went through all required security measures along with the rest of the official delegation at the hotel, and boarded a bus/van with the delegation guests en route to the White House.”

Dude, this is getting embarrassing. Nowadays, the White House is easier to get into than Paris Hilton’s pants.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “It’s Party Crashing Season!”

  1. BobG Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Sounds like the White House is about as well guarded as the US-Mexican border…

  2. metoo Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Sounds like the White House is truly becoming the “people’s house”. Don’t even need an invite…

  3. Crusty Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Word is, it was the captured Somali pirate. He is now working for the TSA. Ah…………….rehabilitation

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    BobG – Yeah, when does Mexico start the invasion?

    MeToo – Let’s try to get in. I’m certain they’ll stop us!

    Crusty – Maybe he was screening the guests and figured he could score free appetizers?

  5. Ingineer66 Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Maybe if he would have just had it in the State Dining Room instead of having a giant party to invite all his cronies they could have managed the guest list better. He can’t do things the way the first 43 Presidents did, he has to do it his own way.

  6. dragonlady474 Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Paris Hilton wears pants? lol