Archive for November, 2009
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Friday, November 27th, 2009Apparently he did not have a long, straight drive on this hole. What? I’m just sayin’. Tiger’s condition has been quoted as critical, serious, and stable. Believe it or not, that’s the usual fare from a hospital. Most people are listed in critical at first, then updates vary considering how the patient is progressing. Hot [...]
About That Surgery . . .
Friday, November 27th, 2009It started by fighting Philadelphia rush hour traffic at 6:30am. I had to be in the office by 7:30, so it was an early start. We arrived at the doctor’s office, opened the door, and saw a packed house. Apparently the doc performs many of these Mohs surgeries during a average day, and there were [...]
USS John F. Kennedy Looking For A Home
Thursday, November 26th, 2009Psst! Hey buddy, ya wanna own an aircraft carrier? Cheap? The USS John F. Kennedy, which is currently docked in Philadelphia, is now available as a donation from the Navy. But not just anyone can take the keys and sail it down the Delaware. By law, it can go only to a state or local [...]
They Saved Hitler’s Car
Thursday, November 26th, 2009I guess it’s better than saving Hitler’s brain. While Hitler was the mother of all scumbags, this is an interesting historical find. The odds of actually finding this car after almost 90 years have to be astronomical. Y’all can consider this a belated Humpday History Highlight. BERLIN – A car expert says he has tracked [...]
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009Lord knows that after yesterday, I have a heck of a lot to be thankful for. Sometime between the cranberry sauce and the football, take a moment to give thanks for all the blessings in your life. Have a terrific day, everyone!
Does Angelina Jolie Hate Barack Obama?
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Isn’t it just delicious when the moonbats bicker amongst themselves? Could this be true? Does Angelina Jolie really hate President Barack Obama? [A]ccording to a close Angelina insider, “She hates him. She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise.” Though [...]
Obama Finally Makes A War Decision
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Or should that be “poor” decision? The president has reportedly decided – after several weeks – to grant General McChrystal’s troop request. Sort of. This Ain’t Hell has the news. It’s good, but not great: I guess Axelrod told President Obama that he couldn’t get elected if he didn’t send some troops to Afghanistan and [...]
Nip/Tuck
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009By the time you read this, I may already be sliced open. I am scheduled for Mohs surgery today at 7:30am. The surgery is for my skin cancer, which is located near my left temple. It’s an outpatient surgery, but the procedure is supposed to take most of the day. Essentially, the docs remove a [...]
Chuck Cassidy’s Killer Gets Death Penalty
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009See this, Lewis? This is what awaits you. A convicted Philadelphia cop killer has been sentenced to death. John Lewis, 23, will die on Pennsylvania’s death row for the killing of Officer Chuck Cassidy on Halloween day 2007. Lewis pled guilty to shooting Cassidy when the officer interrupted an armed robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts [...]
Chef Paula Deen Struck By Ham
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Celebrity chef Paula Deen has proven once and for all that pigs can fly. Now, I’m not a professional chef, but I do have some common sense. That being said, if I were helping unload hams, the first thing I would do was keep my eyes open for some airborne swine. But that’s just me. [...]
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