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Chef Paula Deen Struck By Ham

By Wyatt Earp | November 24, 2009

People Paula DeenCelebrity chef Paula Deen has proven once and for all that pigs can fly.

Now, I’m not a professional chef, but I do have some common sense. That being said, if I were helping unload hams, the first thing I would do was keep my eyes open for some airborne swine.

But that’s just me.

ATLANTA – Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.

The Food Network star was helping unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.

Deen tells WGCL-TV: “I thought it busted my lip, but it didn’t.” ()

Drivers, start your snark! I’ll begin:

5. Serves Deen right for putting pearls before swine.
4. Immediately after being struck, Paula squealed like a pig.
3. Deen would have caught the item if she weren’t so ham-handed.
2. Sadly, Paula was the victim of a drive-by hamming.
1. Deen claimed she had never been porked so hard.

Topics: Snarkasm | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Chef Paula Deen Struck By Ham”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Paula Deen survives The Swine Flew!

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Well played, dear!

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Paula didn’t read the playbook- it was the Ham Mary pass!

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    The volunteer who threw it should have been arrested for attempted hamicide.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Yours put mine to shame. *cowers in corner*

  6. Sully Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    This is the video of the incident…

    Kinda reminds me of Marsha Brady vs. the pigskin.

  7. proof Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Hogging the attention I see!

    A loaf of bread, a cup of swine and sow?

  8. MrCaniac Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    “Paula Deen Gets Porked”.

  9. MUD Says:
    November 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    The only time I ever was knocked out was in High School. The coaches had each of us throw a softball for distance and I was shagging the throws from the out field. I caught one and turned to throw it in by home plate when I caught a softball right on the forehead. Those brand new softballs, Ain’t. All I remember was somebody turned off the lights and the next thing I knew I was in the nurse’s station with an ice pack on my forehead. I can’t imagine anyone throwing a ham like that. MUD

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 25th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    She couldn’t have been porked, the ham was …ahhh…boneless.

  11. sandy Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Paula Deen should be arrested for the crap she is teaching people to eat. Bacon grease and butter, TOOT TOOT. The woman is a cow and I guess it is true that misery loves company. Has anyone asked you to try to make our children healthy or should we just feed them to death?