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Still More Advice For Jon And Kate

By Wyatt Earp | August 5, 2009

Denise RichardsEveryone from Barack Obama to Pope Benedict is weighing in on the Jon and Kate divorce, and while I am sure they appreciate the advice – and media whore Kate appreciates the attention – they probably could use a little less of both.

My advice has always been for Jon to run away screaming and to never look back – lest he turn to stone. Others, like half-naked D-List celebrity Denise Richards, have other ideas.

Because, you know, everyone wants marital advice from Denise Frakkin’ Richards!

Controversial couple Jon & Kate Gosselin have come under fire in recent weeks following the exposure of Jon’s wandering ways, and if there is anyone to empathize with a sticky marriage situation, it would be fellow reality star Denise Richards.

“I’ve been through a divorce and it’s not easy. None of know what goes on behind closed doors, all I know is there will be light,” Richards told Tarts at last week’s Give & Get Fete benefiting Dress For Success Worldwide-West at the Frédéric Fekkai Salon in Beverly Hills. “So if I can get through a place of being great parents, there’s hope for anyone!” (H/TFOXNews)

Really? Divorce is not easy? Her powers of deduction are magnificent. How can we keep her in Hollywood while so many crimes in this country are going unsolved?

Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Still More Advice For Jon And Kate”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Wait … she speaks?

  2. Alan B Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Jon and Kate who?

    No. Don’t tell me. I simply don’t want to know …

  3. Alan Warner Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I’d pay her to hawk my wares at a trade show. Skin sells rifles.
    Take the bus home bitch.

  4. sohos Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Wow her insight is amazing!

  5. metoo Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    I wonder if anyone besides Denise thinks she is a great parent???

  6. Woody Says:
    August 6th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    She was so hot in Starship Troopers, I can remember me and my buddies asking each other “Who the heck is THAT chick?”

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 1:16 am

    Doghouse – She’s more attractive when she doesn’t.

    Alan B – No. You don’t.

    Alan – Bawahahahaha! Funny because it’s true.

    Sohos – She is a terrific representative for women’s issues, huh?

    MeToo – Probably not.

    Woody – And it went completely downhill from there. Little known fact – She was Russell Dalrymple’s (the NBC exec) daughter in Seinfeld. The one with the great cleavage George was caught staring at.