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Nude Doorbell Ringer Pleads Not Guilty

By Wyatt Earp | August 13, 2009


If he was nude, what did he ring the doorbell with?

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – A man suspected of appearing nude at homes and ringing doorbells is being held on $60,000 bail after pleading not guilty to a series of charges. Peter Allen Steele, who is 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 250 pounds, entered his not guilty pleas Tuesday after being charged with seven counts, including driving under the influence, evading a peace officer, indecent exposure and entering a house without permission.

Authorities say the 38-year-old Steele led San Mateo County sheriff’s deputies on a car chase on July 11 that ended with him streaking into a home and then into woods near Redwood City.

Deputies say it took a Taser and two shots from a bean bag gun to bring him down. ()

Strangely enough, the man was shot with a bean bag . . . in the “bean bag.”

Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

Topics: WTF? | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Nude Doorbell Ringer Pleads Not Guilty”

  1. TexasFred Says:
    August 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    If this had taken place in some local other than California, the guy would be dead…

  2. Alan B Says:
    August 13th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Oh! California. That explains everything …

    (Hope he didn’t talk with an Austrian accent. No, just checked, this guy was too tall!)

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    August 13th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    I read this post, and Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-Ling” has been running though my head all day. I hate you.

  4. USAdmiral Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 10:13 am

    That is not something you would want to see, EVER. I guess he might have been a shaved Sasquatch with all the stuff needed to contain him?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    TexasFred – You’re probably correct.

    Alan B – Lousy aboriginal criminals!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Oh, you love me – just like all of my readers!

    Admiral – No, last I checked Sssteve wasn’t in the area. Heh.