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Philadelphia Eagles Sign Michael Vick

By Wyatt Earp | August 14, 2009

Michael Vick Chased By Dog

Bawahahahahahahaha! Thank God I hate the Eagles – and most Eagles fans – otherwise, I would be pretty pissed off right now.

Michael Vick is back in the NFL, landing a job with the Philadelphia Eagles.

Come on, let’s hear it from all of you Stepford Eagles fans out there. Tell me how this is a great move. Bawahahahahahahaha!

“He signed with the Eagles,” agent Joel Segal told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Thursday. He said it was a two-year deal.

Vick, once the NFL’s highest-paid player, has not played since 2006. The former Atlanta Falcons quarterback was convicted in August 2007 of conspiracy and running a dogfighting operation, and served 18 of a 23-month sentence in federal prison. He also was suspended indefinitely by the NFL. (H/TCBS3)

It’s good to know that the Eagles want to be just like the Cincinnati Bengals – a team chock full o’ thugs. I hope they lose every game this year.

“West Siiiiide!”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 20 Comments »

20 Responses to “Philadelphia Eagles Sign Michael Vick”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Great art, Wyatt.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 12:38 am

    cbullitt – Not mine, but it is genius. Frak him and the Eagles.

  3. Wes S. Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Only problem I have with that picture is that Michael isn’t bloody enough and still has all his limbs. And I’m suprised he didn’t end up in Oakland or Cinci with the rest of the felons.

    Earlier this year I shocked the absolute hell out of my family and friends, lifelong loyal Chiefs fans all, when I proclaimed that if KC hired Vick I’d switch my football allegiance to the hated Broncos out of sheer spite. Fortunately the Chiefs decided to go with Matt Cassel, instead.

    I’ll bet when the Iggles go on the road this year, the PA guys at opposing stadiums are going to have a lot of fun with Vick with songs like “Who Let the Dogs Out?” and Inner Circle’s “Bad Boys” and the old George Clinton hit “Atomic Dog.”

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    Wes S. – Not sure if you know, but my favorite football team is the DENVER BRONCOS!

    Although, I am pretty sure we’re gonna suck this year.

  5. Sully Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 6:44 am

    I have just what you’re looking for Wes.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 7:45 am

    It’s just an excuse to have dollar dog night.

  7. Jim Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Now if the Eagles just go and get Plaxico Burress, the team will be all set.

  8. USAdmiral Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    I had a feeling they would show an interest in Vick.

  9. MeToo Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 10:21 am

    I’m thinking a “bring your rabid pet” to the game night is called for in this case. Just shows there certainly is someone or some team for everyone.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    When he throws a pass will he scream..fetch!! He probably thinks Hamlet is a Great Dane. I pray he doesn’t tell anyone in the huddle to..Go outside! The daschhunds will come out when he has to ..go long. Will he still attend the yearly..running of the pit bulls? What is vicks favorite breed? Portugese water ‘torture’ dog.

    I hope this guy goes camping some day and gets eaten by a pack of wolves..pah tooie!!

  11. Wes S. Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Sully: Thanks, I needed that. “Jerry Lee…BALLS!”

    Wyatt: Yeah, I remembered. As a Chiefs fan I’d ordinarily savor Denver’s current predicament, but I’m afraid KC will once again be right down there in the AFC West cellar with you. And Oakland makes three…

    Oh well: At least I can always root for the Vikings – where Jared Allen went after Carl Peterson ran him out of town – and Tony Gonzalez is now with Atlanta. So if AFC West football gets too stinky this year, I do have options…

  12. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    the Eagles lost me years ago, but this is truly a new low, Philly.

    Steelers FTW!!!

  13. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    oh and personally I think he should have been banned from the NFL all together, I don’t know what the commissioner was thinking…

  14. B.C. Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    The Fleagles are just trying to keep up with the Sixers, is all.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Sully – Well crafted, sir.

    Mrs. Crankipants – She’ll be here all week, folks!

    Jim – And re-sign Donte Stallworth . . .

    Admiral – It was a complete shock to me. Seriously. Didn’t think they were this stupid.

    MeToo – But that team is usually the Oakland Raiders.

    Jon – Don’t hold back, tell me what you really think.

    Wes – I’ll root for the Broncs, win or lose, but my backup team is the Jets. Kyle really likes them.

    Smite – I don’t know, either. The only reason Reid was on board is because his kid is a criminal, too. He as much said so in the press conference.

    B.C. – Hell, without Iverson, the Sixers are a CYO team anymore.

  16. bob (either orr) Says:
    August 14th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Go Steelers!

  17. Before Gore Kneel Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    I predict a real growth industry making Mike Vick dog biscuits. My dogs would love to have a bunch, wouldn’t yours?

    As long as you don’t put in couple Obama biscuits in every box, it wouldn’t be racist. (But it would be fun(ny), in some circles.) Maybe a couple Andy Reid’s wouldn’t hurt just to keep the Southern Poverty Law Center off your case.

  18. Before Gore Kneel Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    ps, what’s Vick’s jersey number anyway? Wouldn’t want to mix him up with McNabb. (Though McNabbs would be a great brand name for dog biscuits)

  19. Timothy Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    I just found your blog on the internets a few weeks ago.

    Now you tell me you hate the Iggles.

    I will stop reading your blog immediately!

    Or not….

  20. Bitter American Says:
    August 16th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Go Steelers!