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Finally! A Tough Piece On Michelle Obama

By Wyatt Earp | August 31, 2009

Michelle Obama sneerWow, I was wondering when the MSM would take off the blinders and ask the tough questions – if not to her, at least to the nation. Thankfully, TIME magazine is up to the task, with the first brutally tough piece on the first lady.

I am certain that the author will lose her job, but the guaranteed Pulitzer Prize will be worth the sacrifice. Michelle Malkin has the story:

This week, TIME magazine shows the suck-ups how it’s really done. The prestigious publication investigates…

Michelle Obama’s hair.

Yes, her hair. You will learn “Why Michelle’s Hair Matters.” You will get explosive details about her updos and silky strands. And also, her hair is all your fault:

The choice many black women make to alter their hair’s natural texture has undeniable historical and psychological underpinnings. It has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression and assimilation to media-influenced notions of beauty…

Because this is the important news you need to know.

Ignore the crony ties, her meddling in the firing of the Americorps inspector general, and her central role in Team Obama’s Culture of Corruption. What you need to know is the difference between a “flip-out” and “flip-under.”

To quote Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Shiva H. Vishnu!” What the hell happened to the media in this country?

Topics: Politics | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Finally! A Tough Piece On Michelle Obama”

  1. Tennessee Budd Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Wow, finally the MSM does a piece on Worf that isn’t ass-kissing. I’m stunned.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    TN Budd – You do realize that this is all our fault, right? We as a society “pressured” her to look like a Star Trek character.

  3. ArmedGeek Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Well, what else are they going to write about ? I mean there’s not really anything remotely important going on in the world these days. The media really has to scratch around for something to write about.

    BTW, what’s the profanity policy here. It was awful hard writing that without expletives.

  4. RWG Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    As a past highly-paid hospital administrator @$317,000/year, one would think Mrs. Obama could help get Obamacare passed. Maybe it was a payoff position and she should stick with hair issues.

  5. Sully Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Oh gee, now I get to know more details that are oh so important…. You gotta wonder how long they can keep this up…. Can they possibly run out of these hard hitting investigative stories..?

    The media folks eirher love him or fear him.

    Take your pick, both are bad.

  6. Jason Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    The Real Aunt Esther…

    Michelle X is in fact the reincarnation of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son…

    More photo lovin…

  7. dragonlady474 Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Oh the humanity!

  8. Maggie Mama Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    I’m telling you it was the picture of FLOTUS in those wrinkled shorts that changed the media’s image of her … none of them would be caught dead in her “vacation” outfit even at home alone cleaning!

  9. Jack Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Getting a six toed wookie mad is just a distraction for Obama and his kids.

  10. Jack Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    My guess is that she ‘earned’ 100k more as a hospital administrator than any of the doctors there.

    It really pays to dump patients on sub-standard clinics.

  11. Alan Warner Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Can you say “Wookie commy Bitch”
    Just how many industrial razors does it use in a single day?

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 1:16 am

    ArmedGeek – Most “sentence enhancers” are okay, but considering Michelle, you’d probably go over the legal limit.

    RWG – Except her hair is an epic FAIL.

    Sully – Agreed. Good options? Zero.

    Jason – “You old, fish-eyed fool!”

    DL474 – It isn’t going to get any better.

    Maggie – And thus ended the reign of the newest fashion icon.

    Jack – Well, I used to go to the Free Clinic for . . . Oh, I’ve said too much.

    Alan – About a dozen.

  13. MeToo Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I guess we all need to know which hair style works best when guarding the gates of hell!