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Wiener Slams House, Cracks Foundation

By Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2009

Wienermobile Wreck

Wow, that must have been a really large wiener.

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. – One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

No one was home and no one was injured. (H/T – )

Good thing. Say, will someone go over to Easily Lost’s blog and see if the Wisconsin Gal still has a house?

Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Wiener Slams House, Cracks Foundation”

  1. Easily Lost Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Veryyyyyy funny. My house is just fine, thanks for worrying.

  2. proof Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Hmm. Could give a whole new meaning to “Buns of Steel”?

  3. metoo Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Just shows how much damage is done when you don’t pull out in time.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    E.L. – It’s what I do.

    Proof – Well crafted, sir!

    MeToo – Ba-dump-bump!

  5. Wes S. Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    That’s what the driver gets for hotdogging…

  6. Matt Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    This reminds me of the punchline to the first dirty joke I ever heard when I was in third grade. I never thought I would actually see a punchline played out.

  7. rodney dill Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    I thought this was how Al Frankenwienie arrived in D.C.

  8. Sully Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    That’s the second biggest wiener I’ve ever seen.

  9. Doghouse Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Why did the old song “if it don’t fit, don’t force it” come to mind?