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Tyra Banks: The New Soup Nazi

By Wyatt Earp | July 26, 2009

Tyra Banks

Apparently, her new catch phrase is “No food for you!”

Tyra Banks looked about thirty pounds lighter at the BET Awards show a few weeks ago, and now FOX411 knows why.

Banks is on a serious diet – so serious she’s banning people around her from eating, too!

“She has become so strict with her diet that she can’t even stand for junk food or fattening food to be around her,” a source close to the talk show host tells FOX411. “So she’s basically telling anyone she eats with what they can and can’t order.” (H/TFOXNews)

Okay, she’s insane, but she’s also hot. And as my co-worker Dominic always says, “Hot goes a long way.”

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7 Responses to “Tyra Banks: The New Soup Nazi”

  1. metoo Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    She’s hot in a “Basic Instinct” mental way. You could turn and turn for hours and her head still wouldn’t be screwed on straight.

  2. USAdmiral Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    The bitch factor can take away the hot factor. Yeah she is a crackpot.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    That’s not her real hair.

  4. Rick Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    She has a future with the Obama administration if the health care bill passes. Telling people what to and not to eat.

  5. Mark Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    I’m with Dominic on this one.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    MeToo – Yeah, it’s a bad sign if you wake up and she’s on top of you with a butcher knife.

    Admiral – But a hot crackpot.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Probably not her real breasts, either. What’s your point? :)

    Rick – Hope, Change, GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

    Mark – As am I.

  7. Doghouse Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Bet she would have loved to have been at the blogger lunch with y’all.