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The Most Unbelievable Obama Fluff Piece Yet

By Wyatt Earp | May 4, 2009

ObamaThe Associated Press wrote a hard-hitting piece detailing Barack and Michelle Obama’s romantic after-dinner walk. Seriously.

Worse yet, the AP is filing this as a “news” item. They have to be out of their cotton-pickin’ minds! If you ever had any doubt that the mainstream media is in the tank for this guy, read this story. You may want to have some duct tape – or an airsickness bag – handy.

WASHINGTON – The first couple took full advantage of the cool spring night.

After a date night out on Saturday evening, President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama decided to take a stroll when their motorcade arrived back at the White House.

So they began walking on the driveway of the White House South Lawn while holding hands. First they passed the West Wing, then their children’s swing set. They kept walking, swinging their hands together.

The author is actually doing the play-by-play . . . or a walk! Are you friggin’ kidding me?

There were no Secret Service agents right behind them – the agents stood off, in one of the rare moments that the Obamas had private space outside the White House walls.

As the Obamas walked behind shrubbery and out of sight, the unscripted moment left reporters guessing where they were going. To the vegetable garden? The basketball court? No final word, but they eventually came back the same way from where they started, rounding out their 8-minute walk. (LINK)

Oh please, everyone knows where they went. They went to the White House tennis courts for a “quickie.”

Ugh, the visual of that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Topics: Politics | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “The Most Unbelievable Obama Fluff Piece Yet”

  1. dorkelina Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Well now that I know that the President and First Lady hold hands and that College Football is being handled by Congress, I will certainly rest easy.

    As I am so fond of saying- WTF?!

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    The Mister and I often go for walks after dinner.
    Wow, the Obama’s are really just like us!
    If the person who wrote that article was a truly hard hitting journalist, we’d know what designer the First Lady was wearing.

  3. Rick Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Please provide brain bleach. The mental picture you caused readers to get is very disturbing. It must be cleanesd from our brains.

  4. CaptainAmerica Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    I became violently ill after first reading this and therefore unable to post about it.





  5. Pique Oil Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Eight minute walk and a quickie!
    No Teleprompter so how did the script go?
    Uh Uh ugh grunt uh?

  6. Vicious Babushka Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I’m waiting for the romantic picture of the first couple show-dancing on the beach.

  7. yochanan ben avrohom Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    the only ? i have is does the MSM spit or swallow.

  8. GroovyVic Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Please, Barry is a man after all. He probably snuck back there to fart.

    Yeah, I said it.

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Ahh hell, give em that 8 minutes, plenty to nail him to the wall for, for the last 100 days. At least they didnt go skipping off in huge body fitting condoms like leslie Neilsen and Priscilla Presley in Naked gun 33 1/3. I wonder how the MSM would have depicted that? LOL

  10. Trish Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Pass the barf bags out, it’s gonna be a long four years.

  11. Earl Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Well, I don’t know enough about romance and sex life to comment – and a quickie only sounds like fun to fools and I won’t go there. I do know that a happy couple in the Whitehouse is better than an un-happy couple, and the media will dog anyone that will get more readership and excitement to sell ad space and commercial enterprise – the lady with the double jointed, looks just fine to me – for a blond.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Dorkelina – Trust me. Don’t come back from Italy.

    Mrs. Crankipants – I’m thinking the author is one of the Obama daughters.

    Rick – As always, it’s in the corner cupboard.

    Captain – I told you to get the duct tape!

    Pique Oil – Great, now I have to go throw up.

    VB – My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!

    Yochanan – Depends upon the subject, I reckon.

    GroovyVic – He’s the POTUS. He can do that in the open now.

    Jon – They would have praised them for their safe sex practices.

    Trish – It’s already been too damned long.

    Earl – Now you’re talking!

  13. Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 7:58 am

    If this is “real news” we are in deep kimchee for sure.