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Naked Boy With Poodle Attacks Woman

By Wyatt Earp | March 21, 2009

giant-poodleWow, that was one of the most bizarre titles I have ever written here.

Why exactly would a teenager be walking around the neighborhood sans clothing? And why exactly would said teenager be walking around the neighborhood naked . . . with a large poodle?

Wouldn’t he be afraid the dog would mistake his winky for some Snausages?

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.

Yeah, she noticed the “shrinkage.” Who walks around naked in Michigan . . . in March???

When the woman asked the boy if he was all right, he told her some statements that didn’t make much sense, Mast said. The boy said his mother had kicked him out of her home in the Saginaw area.

When the woman, 53, of Hart Township, got out her cell phone to call for help for the boy, he assaulted her, pushing her in the upper chest, and took her phone. He fled the scene and broke the phone in half, the sheriff’s office stated.

The woman went to a neighbor’s house and called 911. (H/T - Drudge)

And when the police got there and heard her story about the naked teenager, they probably thought she was nuts.

Heh, heh, “nuts.”

Topics: Evil = Funny |

5 Responses to “Naked Boy With Poodle Attacks Woman”

  1. Diller Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Lets see…Naked,large white poodle,cold day….and she asks if HE is alright???

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 8:45 am

    None of this story makes sense.

  3. Alan B Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Strange! Mind you:

    “… walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility …”

    seems to say volumes. A disturbed teenager.

  4. RT Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Well, at least he wasn’t walking a weiner dog.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Diller - He was certainly not alright.

    Admiral - That’s why I had to post it. It was perfect for this blog.

    Alan B - Very disturbed.

    RT - Well, he was, kind of . . . . Heh.