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Church Thief Blames Satan For Crime

By Wyatt Earp | March 21, 2009

<i>We're the Devils. THE DEVILS!</i>

We're the Devils. THE DEVILS!

As a result, an All Points Bulletin has been issued for Beelzebub.

ARLINGTON, Wash. – A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives “Satan had a big part in the theft.”

The Everett Herald reported the woman was accused of forging the pastor’s signature on 80 checks from the Arlington Free Methodist church. She was fired in February 2008. ()

Nice try, lady, but I don’t think that excuse is going to get you a lighter sentence. The police did release a mug shot of the woman in question, though. It is below the fold:

<i>Was it . . . SATAN?</i>

Was it . . . SATAN?

Topics: WTF? | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Church Thief Blames Satan For Crime”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 1:15 am


  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 6:17 am

    I always thought the devil had deep pockets full of money. I was aware the devil was into forgery too.

  3. Diller Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 8:43 am

    “The Devil made me do it”,she’ll need a good lawyer.

  4. Morgan Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Too bad Flip Wilson isn’t around to recommend a lawyer.

  5. kaveman Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I wouldn’t discount this woman so easily.

    Every now and then, the devil makes me touch myself in my naughty place.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Old NFO – “The Devil made me do it.”

    Admiral – How do you think he paid for that property in Hell?

    Diller – Preferrably one not affiliated with Satan.

    Morgan – Ha!

    Kaveman – *shudder* Thanks for that!