By Wyatt Earp | June 4, 2009
Wow, the only thing on me that ever got permanently hurt at a nudie bar was my . . . wallet.
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — A Loxahatchee man is suing Cheetah nightclub, claiming he was permanently injured after a dancer kicked him in the head.
Michael Ireland has filed suit against the club, alleging dancer Sakeena Shageer kicked him ‘without warning.’
I’ll assume she didn’t kick him through the goalposts of love?
Cheetah Palm Beach manager Rod Kimbrough says that’s not quite the way they remember the night.
“A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him. From what I’m told he refused medical attention and came back in the club after that and had beers,” says Kimbrough.
If that’s true, then Michael better flee to Ireland!
He also questions how Shageer, who dances by the stage name Suki, could have caused so much damage.
“Yeah. Five foot one,” says Kimbrough. (LINK)
Five foot one? Wow, that’s probably not going to play well before a jury, but what do I know?
Best of luck to ya, Michael. You’re gonna need it.
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