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Thursday, January 29th, 2009Middletown Township, PA has lost one of their heroes today. MIDDLETOWN TWP., Pa. ― A Middletown Township police officer died from injuries suffered during a collision on Route 1 Thursday morning. The accident occurred during a routine traffic stop on the northbound side of Route 1 near I-95 at about 11 a.m. Police said Officer [...]
Some Common Sense Deficit Talk
Thursday, January 29th, 2009And it comes courtesy of Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Daniel Rubin. When it comes to budget cuts, Mayor Nutter likes to say “everything’s on the table.” But one thing I have not heard mentioned are those sweet luxury boxes the mayor controls for sports, concerts and pop spectacles. If libraries, firehouses and rec centers are on [...]
The Approach To 400,000
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Sometime today – God willing – Support Your Local Gunfighter will welcome its 400,000th visit. Unbelievable. And my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to anything. 400,000 visitors? Who knew that I could hit “Refresh” so many times? That sounds like a lot of hoopla . . . What is even more unbelievable [...]
Jessica Simpson’s New Curves
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Apparently Ashlee Simpson, Jessica’s train wreck of a sister, wants the media to back off the snark regarding Jess’ new “fuller figure.” Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has a bone to pick with those who say her sister is looking a bit meatier than usual. “I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” Simpson wrote [...]
The Poor Economy Is Hurting Thin Mints
Thursday, January 29th, 2009You sons of bitches! You called down the thunder, well, now you got it! You can stop reading my blog, you can insult my family and friends, but I’ll be damned if I let you reduce the number of Thin Mints in every delicious box! NEW YORK — Eating a box of Girl Scout Cookies [...]
The Real Housewives Of Mexico
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Don’t look now, but Mexican women are recreating the dictionary definition of “Heroin chic.” CULIACAN, Mexico – Teenage girls in northwest Mexico are dazzled by the glamorous “narco wives” who laze in beauty salons, draped in designer gear, getting Swarovski crystals glued onto their fingernails. Each year, dozens compete in beauty pageants in the sun-baked [...]
Rep. Jerry Weiers (AZ): Genius Politician
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Now, I realize that the term ‘genius politician” seems like an oxymoron, but bear with me. I truly think this man should run for president. And the fact that he looks like Ulysses S. Grant only helps his cause. maybe we can put him on the $50 bill? A state representative wants to dock lawmakers [...]
Who Wants Gisele Bundchen’s Body?
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009(Raises hand.) Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter! Gisele Bundchen’s body is nothing short of bangin’. However, the sexy supermodel didn’t quite earn the top spot on the 12th Annual “Famed Hottest Looks,” list compiled by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons and co-directors of The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery Richard W. Fleming, [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009This is unusually early this week, primarily because I just starting reading my Christmas gift from the wife: “The Greatest Presidential Stories Never Told,” by Rick Beyer. I highly recommend it for history buffs, because some of its tales are unbelievable. And yet, they are completely true. To wit: John Hanson: America’s First President George [...]
Dems Launch Petition Against Rush Limbaugh
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009This is great news! Because, you know, Congress has nothing better to do than to waste our time and money sending a petition to a conservative talk show host, right? Of course, it’s win-win for Rush, as his already astronomical ratings will get a further boost from these shenanigans. If this is how our elected [...]
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