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Everything’s Bigger . . . In France?

By Wyatt Earp | November 29, 2008

A recent survey found that French men think they need bigger condoms.

Yeah, that’s right. The French.

Oh, I am already calling shenanigans on this one. Why? Because they participated in the survey by measuring themselves and submitting the results via the honor system!

Read on:

BERLIN — The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.

The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.

The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48 centimeters (6.09 inches) long condoms, about 3 centimeters longer than Greeks, whose condom size requirement was the most modest.

Jan Vinzenz Krause, the Institute’s director, told Reuters on Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months. He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data. (H/TFOXNews)

Of course he didn’t want to comment on the honesty of the Frenchmen, because he knew they were lying their arses off! Hell, I know what I have – I’m Irish – but if someone asked me to submit an anonymous survey? You’re damned right that I would embellish! The French just did what every man would do. The Greeks? Well, they’re honest to a fault, I guess. Poor bastards.

Topics: Snarkasm | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “Everything’s Bigger . . . In France?”

  1. Deathlok Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    They need bigger condoms because they have to cover their whole body because they are disgusting and dirty. . . . you could catch something.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Deathlok – Yeah, like surrender-itis!