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Ashley Todd: Lying Piece Of Garbage

By Wyatt Earp | October 24, 2008

I should have listened to my cynical “I Hate People” side.

Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car.

Police investigating the alleged attack, however, began to notice some inconsistencies in her story and administered a polygraph test.

Authorities, however, declined to release the results of that test.

Investigators did say that they received photos from the ATM machine and “the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction.” (H/T - Ace)

Ashley Todd, you are a lying piece of detritus that should be charged with filing a false police report, prosecuted, and publicly flogged. You deserve to contract painful ass cancer. You are the worst kind of person, a whore who should be shunned by your family, your friends, and the nation as a whole. In short, you are the Duke Lacrosse accuser . . . without the class.

To try something like this to score political points is despicable. And the best part of your “scheme” is that very few people bought it! Most websites and blogs took the story with cautious optimism. You can’t even file a false police report without frakking it up. Please go away . . . or die, whichever comes first.

Oh, and for the douche who wrote “You right wingers sure are gullible,” I give you this:

1. The most popular conservative blogs (Michelle Malkin, Ace of Spades, Little Green Footballs) almost immediately reacted with hesitation and even outright doubt. For my part, I peppered my original post with “ifs” and “allegedlys.” As a police detective, giving the benefit of the doubt to victims is part of the job.

2. Tawana Brawley.

I now open the floor to those of you who would like to destroy Ashley Todd.

THIS JUST IN: Apparently, Ashley Todd was working for the Ron Paul campaign. And get this: She was asked to leave that campaign. Wow. If she was too crazy for the Paulbots . . .

Topics: People I Hate |

25 Responses to “Ashley Todd: Lying Piece Of Garbage”

  1. Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    You right wingers sure are gullible.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Randal - Douche.

  3. Sssteve Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    This time Randal was right! She is a whore!!!

    But, the Fool-aid drinkers are on the Left!

  4. Easily Lost Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Has rope………..will travel

  5. Easily Lost Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Another thought, who blackened her eye and did the creative art work? If it was self inflicted, she’s sicker than most think, and I mean time out in the lil white coat sick.

  6. USA_Admiral Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    That was classless.

    Randal: We ain’t gullible enough to buy the change that Obama is selling.

  7. USA_Admiral Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Clarification: Ashley Todd’s actions was classless.

  8. kaveman Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I don’t think you should be so shy Wyatt, tell people what you really think.

  9. keshmeshi Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    But you are gullible enough to think that McCain can balance the budget by cutting taxes and cutting $20 billion in earmarks. And you are gullible enough to think that Sarah Palin isn’t the most unqualified VP candidate in American history. But, yes, we liberals are the gullible ones.

  10. Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Hey Admiral….sarcasm.

    and I already know that lemmings won’t buy change.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Sssteve - She’s ugly and fat, too.

    E.L. - She probably kicked her own ass, like Jim Carrey in “Liar, Liar!”

    Admiral - Agreed. She’s like school in the sumertime . . . no class.

    Kaveman - I would have, but people are offended by the “C-word.”

    Keshmeshi - Don’t worry, soon we’ll all be able to spread the wealth around, thanks to President Blue Lips.

    Randal - Mmm . . . lemons! Oh, you wrote “lemmings.” My bad.

  12. Kim Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    I was getting ready to send you this news article. Glad to see you found it. And if it is any consolation, she is currently being held and is charged with filing a false police report.

  13. CaptainAmerica Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    Randall: I called this at the gate.
    Kesh-mess: Palin is the most unqualified Vice President candidate as Obama is the most unqualified Presidential candidate EVER!
    But your probably right. A Congress that has 700 BILLION of our dollars laying around to bail themselves out after they wrecked our economy probably needs just a LITTLE more of our money to make everything OK. Gullible eh…

  14. TrekMedic251 Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    The backwards “B” was my first clue that this smelled bad.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Kim - As she should be. That’s why I didn’t overreact and blame the Obamatons before all of the facts came to light. Of course, some “lovable liberal” a-holes read into what they like. Typical, really, for someone who compares McCain to Hitler.

    Captain - Gotta spread the wealth around.

    Trek - I wasn’t saying crap until the facts came out. I’ll leave that jump for others. If I jumped to these conclusions in my job, I’d be out of one.

  16. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    I made NO mention of this idiot on my blog because her plight was completely TRANSPARENT. She was one FUCKED UP individual who deserved NOTHING.

    Those who picked up her “plight” are STUPID and DUPES. If you couldn’t suss this out in the first 30 seconds, I have pity for you. Then disdain.


  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    BZ - I did make mention of it, because it was the biggest “story” of the day. I reckon I can fit into the “stupid dupe” category.

  18. Ky Person Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 6:36 am

    I smelled BS from the get go. And to Randall and the other Obamaists on the board - I remember Jimmy Carter’s years vividly and I don’t want to go through them again. And I don’t want my granddaughter going to school under a system where the teachers have been trained under Bill Ayers’s philosophy. It’s bad enough now.

  19. Randal Graves Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    They have schools in KY?

  20. Randal Graves Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    oh, and you remember the recessionary times of Clinton too, right?

  21. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    KY Person - Carter. *shudders*

    Randal - I remember that Clinton got away with perjury where I would be rotting in jail if I lied under oath. That’s pretty much all I remember from those years.

  22. Randal Graves Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    yeah, but that has nothing to do with school systems and the state of the country as described by Ky Person.

  23. momster Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    It also looks like the B is backward like she was looking in the mirror when she did it. If you are going to make a story up at least make it more plausible by carving the B in the right direction.

  24. RT Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    I remember Clinton’s retroactive tax on my $25K a year salary.

  25. Randal Graves Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    hahahahahahaha. What a tard.