By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2009
I’m sorry, but this story is pretty damned funny!
HAMMOND, Ind. – In a scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story,” a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10 degrees at the time.
By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole.
Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy’s mother how to care for his bleeding tongue. ()
“Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!”
Tee hee hee!
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