Archive for August, 2008
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Friday, August 29th, 2008This week’s hate mail comes from “Raymond” in Ohio. Of course, Raymond is probably not this dolt’s real name, since his e-mail address is , but Raymond/Jim doesn’t appear to be a rocket scientist. He ripped me (and Whitey) for my post about the Indian Monkey God that was sent to Obama last month. Here [...]
McCain Picks Sarah Palin As Running Mate
Friday, August 29th, 2008A bold choice. I guarantee the choice of Palin will lure some Clinton supporters to McCain, since most of them are still stinging from Hillary’s VP snub. DAYTON, Ohio — John McCain introduced Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate at a noon rally here Friday. “My friends and fellow Americans, [...]
Babes Of The 50 States
Friday, August 29th, 2008I was worried that I wouldn’t find a babe from Arkansas who wasn’t tainted by Bill Clinton’s seed. I think I found one. Born in Little Rock, Arkansas, Carol Grow was crowned Miss Kansas USA in 1993 (Kansas?), was a Venus Swimwear swimsuit model, and a sideline reporter for the now-defunct XFL. Yeah, she’s also [...]
Cambodia Sees Rat Meat Prices Soar
Friday, August 29th, 2008Attention McDonald’s: You are going to have to raise your prices, post haste! PHNOM PENH – The price of rat meat has quadrupled in Cambodia this year as inflation has put other meat beyond the reach of poor people, officials said on Wednesday. With consumer price inflation at 37 percent according to the latest central [...]
Philadelphia Hosting Obama “Watch Party”
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Should I be giggling at tonight’s local forecast? Cloudy with a few showers. Tee hee hee. A local show producer is organizing a Barack Obama watch party for Thursday night on Independence Mall. “It truly will be the biggest, political and historical moment of this generation.” Really? The biggest political and historical moment of this [...]
Putin Blames U.S. For Georgia Invasion
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Because, you know, we held a gun to Putin’s head. The truly sad part about this accusation is that there will be plenty of people who believe Putin’s charges. If you check back in an hour, you’ll see a lot of them commenting here. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has accused the US of provoking [...]
Suge Knight Arrested In Las Vegas
Thursday, August 28th, 2008What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . . . until you post bail. LAS VEGAS, Nevada — Marion “Suge” Knight was jailed Wednesday on assault and drug charges after he was accused of beating his girlfriend while brandishing a knife near the Las Vegas Strip, police said. In fairness to Suge, a man’s gotta [...]
Babes Of The 50 States
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Day 3 of my Babes of the 50 States brings us to the great state of Arizona. It truly is a wonderful place to live, and what better celebrity to represent it than Wonder Woman? That’s right, Lynda Carter was born in Phoenix, Arizona. Someone notify Vincent Antonelli: I’m about to post a Lynda Carter [...]
Swedish Woman Goes Down Baggage Chute
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Ladies and gentlemen, set your faces to “stunned.” STOCKHOLM – An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden’s main airport and was whisked down a baggage shoot after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt, media reported Wednesday. How the Hell could this woman misunderstand the instructions so badly that [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008August 27, 1776 – The Battle of Brooklyn British forces under General William Howe and his brother, Admiral Richard viscount Howe, defeat Patriot forces under General George Washington at the Battle of Brooklyn Heights in New York on this day in 1776. On August 22, Howe’s large army landed on Long Island, hoping to capture [...]
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