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A Tale Of Twin Cities

By Wyatt Earp | August 30, 2008

What’s good for the goose is good for the elephant.

Last week I published the Democrats’ Convention Intentions, and this week, it’s the Republicans’ turn. Of course, there will be little “CHANGE!” at this convention, since most Democrat Kool-Aid drinkers think John McCain is George Bush’s evil twin – that’s what McCain gets for trying to reach across the aisle to these toads. However, there should be enough excitement to keep folks interested.

Here’s my take on it from this week’s article posted at Family Security Matters:

Last week, the Democrats’ convention intentions were highlighted here, and judging by the actual festivities that were held this week, Howard Dean should have taken that advice. All conventions are infamously boring, but this year’s DNC festivities have made a Dennis Kucinich-Joe Lieberman debate look like Mardi Gras! Thankfully, relief, albeit minor, is coming in the form of the Republican National Convention, which will begin on September 1st in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota.

Naturally, the Republicans will want to insert some jocularity into the proceedings, while trying not to encourage the pot-smoking hippies that showed up in Denver. Good, clean, wholesome family fun is the aim here. Will the Grand Old Party hit a home run, or will it strike out like Bill Clinton at Ladies’ Night?

Here is a partial list of their itinerary, courtesy of Julie, the Cruise Director:

Speak Like Ah-Nuld Monday. For those not lucky enough to be an Austrian-born, muscle-bound actor-turned Governator, this is the chance to speak like one. Participants will be able to pronounce such tricky words as California (Cal-ee-for-nee-a), Maria, (Mar-ee-a), and mandatory layoffs (man-dee-tor-ee lay-offs).

You can read the rest HERE.

Topics: FSM | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “A Tale Of Twin Cities”

  1. RT Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    “…bear witness to a slicked-down, bikini-clad Cheney and Rove.”

    Ummm…EWWWWWW! Thanks! I shouldn’t be able to eat my dinner, tonight.

    Well, at least the mental image doesn’t include Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

  2. Sully Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Unrelated, but important…

    Hats off to these guys!!!

  3. Deanna Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Arnold won’t be speaking Monday night. He will be staying behind to referee some problems in California. In his place will be Fred Thompson and they are giving him an extra 20 minutes to speak!!

  4. I guess it’s depends on what the meaning of failure is… « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    [...] 30, 2008 by allrtee A frequent commenter on Wyatt’s blog, Sully, left a link to Founding Bloggers.  The post has a video of a field trip of sorts.  [...]

  5. Ky Person Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 6:38 am

    Oh boy Fred!! I just hope Hurricane Gustof doesn’t push him off stage.

    Remember when hurricanes were weather and not political events?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    RT – Oh, come on! It’s beefcake!

    Sully – Brilliant.

    Deanna – great. maybe he can go back in time and fix the rotten campaign he ran. By waiting to announce for so long, he shot his chances in the foot.

    Ky person – Apparently, McCain is already telling some delegates to stay home.