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12 Decapitated Bodies Found In Mexico

By Wyatt Earp | August 30, 2008

The presumed motive? Say it with me: Drug-related.

Nine of the 12 men whose decapitated bodies were found Thursday in the state of Yucatan have criminal records, Jose Alonso Guzman, attorney for the state, said Friday.

Criminal records, you say? I am shocked and appalled.

Yucatan’s governor, Ivonne Ortega Pacheco, said the killings appeared to be the result of disputes between drug cartels.

Police were alerted to the bodies — 11 in Chichi Suarez and one in Buctzotz — late Thursday afternoon by an anonymous caller, Guzman said.

The heads have not been found, said Yetel Castillo of the department of communication for Yucatan. (H/TCNN)

So, you know, if you find a dozen heads, you might want to notify La Policia. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: The Job | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “12 Decapitated Bodies Found In Mexico”

  1. B.C. Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Looks like the Messican druggies are learning from the Mooselimps on how to intimidate the Hell out of the local populace.

    Are they gonna start calling themselves El Cajeda?

  2. RT Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    I think the heads might have been used for bait. Just a hunch, though.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    B.C. – Can we just write off the entire country now? Seriously?

    RT – “Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.”

  4. Sully Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it probably wasn’t twelve suicides.

  5. fuzzysdad01 Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I doubt it was a mass suicide either.

  6. Deanna Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    I hope those missing heads don’t wash up on the Jersey shore.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Sully – Ya don’t think? Maybe they all jumped onto barbed wire at the same time?

    FD – Probably not.

    Deanna – With our luck . . . Actually, the family is home now. We spent the day at Kyle’s soccer tourney.

  8. Vincent Antonelli Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Eh. Twelve less people we have throw back over the fence, or throw into jail here for not being good illegal citizens.

    Can we impale them on top of the border fence to discourage those like them from coming across the border, or would it miss the point on those busy digging tunnels under it?

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Vinnie – I like the Dracula impaling angle. I’m voting for Antonelli in ’08!