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Where Has Hillary Gone?

By Wyatt Earp | July 28, 2008

<i>Dumb & Dumberer: When Barry Met Cankles</i>

Dumb & Dumberer: When Barry Met Cankles

To Hell? To a nunnery? Who cares, as long as she’s gone?

(CNN) — It was just over one month ago Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama made a much-hyped public display of unity at a New Hampshire campaign stop. But more than 30 days later, the New York Democrat has rarely been seen at Obama’s side, and she’s only attended a handful of events on his behalf.

The reason for her ostensible absence from the campaign trail? She has an important day job, said her former campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe.

“Since that meeting in Unity, New Hampshire, the Senate has been in session,” McAuliffe told MSNBC Monday. “I’ve tried to get her to travel and do a couple of events. And she hasn’t been able to do those yet.”

And I’m sure the Obamessiah is just devastated at that news. /Snark. Luckily, a change is coming:

But McAuliffe, one of Clinton’s most aggressive supporters during the prolonged Democratic primary race, said the New York Democrat has been working vigorously for Obama behind the scenes, and is about to assume a more public role in the campaign. (H/TCNN)

Heh, Obama would probably much rather her “help” by just going away.

Topics: Politics | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Where Has Hillary Gone?”

  1. kaveman Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Could you possibly arrest Hillary for being a general disturbance. I swear, every time I hear her voice it reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the North.

  2. Old Soldier Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    It’s just her Arkansas roots comming to the surfce.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Kaveman – She’s the wicked witch without the charming personality.

    Old Soldier – No comment. I think I have readers in Arkansas. :)

  4. Deanna Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Off into the sunset I hope. (Dumb and Dumberer…. That cracked me up!)

  5. Terrapod Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Mmmm, great minds think alike. This was the precise thought I had this afternoon on the commute home. Where has Hildebeest gone, indeed!

    My guess is that she is laying low, waiting for the Obambi to self destruct through sheer naivete’ then at the convention she can come out of the wings as the saviour of the party to wing a floor fight nomination! Heh!

  6. Terrapod Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Eh, make that “win” a floor fight!

  7. RT Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    You know that silence when you should hear the kids, but there’s nothing? You wonder to yourself, “What the heck are they up to?” And then, when you ask, they say, “Noooothinnnng.” Right then and there you know, they are inches away from chaos and mayhem.

    Yeah. That’s what she’s up to…(think The Dark Knight has seeped into my brain a little much).

  8. Rick Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    I have a feeling the Hildabeast will surface with a suprise for Barry The Fairy.

  9. Jito463 Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    I have a feeling that she’s working vigorously “behind the scenes” alright, but not for Barry. I think she’s working on a coup, to steal back the nomination from him. Remember kids, until the DemCon, Barry is only the “presumptive” nominee.

  10. leoni2 Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    On Hilary, is there anything strong enough out there to make her go away? Otherwise, we’re going to be seeing her face from the convention to the election. Okay, where’s my tums?