Recent Posts

Recent Comments


Cop Land

« | Main | »

New York City Stinks

By Wyatt Earp | July 28, 2008

<i>The South Street Seaport</i>

The South Street Seaport

No, seriously, it does!

There’s something fishy at South Street Seaport.

A mystery odor wafting through the seaport’s residential neighborhood for the past few weeks has restaurants reeling, homeowners gagging and tourists left holding their noses.

“It’s disgusting – like rotten fish left out on a sidewalk for a year,” said Venanzio Pasubio, 33, owner of ll Brigante, a restaurant on Front Street.

“No one knows where it’s coming from. It’s a mystery,” Pasubio said. Customers have complained, one refused to sit outdoors, and many insisted that the front door stay closed.

Locals describe the smell as “dead rat,” “stinky cheese” and “raw sewage.” (H/TNew York Post)

Citizens of New York City, please lend my your ears. I have the answer to your stench mystery . . .

Topics: Uncategorized | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “New York City Stinks”

  1. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Don’t insult the heap of dead squid I left out in the sun.

  2. Ky Person Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Oh that’s wicked! Is la Hilton even in NY? I don’t think she sleeps in the same city two days running.

  3. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Pull my finger. Because it is so hot.

  4. Kim Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Sure. Blame her for your farts!

  5. John D Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    “It’s disgusting – like rotten fish left out on a sidewalk for a year.”

    Yup, that’s Paris Hilton alright. Good call, Wyatt.

  6. Kim Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Is it bad that I did not recognize the blonde?

  7. kaveman Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Well.. your most recent post questions where Hillary has run off to.

    Hillary is back in NY, no? Maybe she hasn’t washed her pants suit in a while.

  8. GroovyVic Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Pew! Damn! Close your legs!

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    Mox – Um, that’s what the East River is for! Duh!

    Ky person – Yeah, that Constitutional amendment was a good way to keep her on the move.

    Doghouse – Bawahahahahaha!

    Kim – We’d blame the dog, but the dog commands respect. Paris? Not so much.

    John D – Sometimes I make a good observation, s’all.

    Kim – Yep. It’s uber-whore Paris Hilton.

    Kaveman – I don’t think even she can stink up a place that badly!

    GroovyVic – Oh, that’s lovely!